I just thought I'd share some retardation with you

While I was at the main gate, I constantly found people who, as you know by now, think they're the shit, and so only use melee. I have two conversations written down from the very idiotic people of Dead Frontier. They show logic, intelligence, and a good grasp of the English language. These are unedited and real.


(I made a game, and immediately, two melee users join)
Moose: WHy do melee users go to the front gate?
Graffiti: why are u nerd?
Moose: GOOD ONE.
(I left)


(Same situation as earlier, but with one man this time)
Moose: Melee? Really?
(User): no not melee
(User): sledgehammer
Moose: WOW
(I left)


I also set up an experiment for fun. I opened a room called "MELEE" and waited to see who would join, and with what. A little while after I started, a guy named Kovlak joined, and with him came an entire force of long arms. "What a smart person", I thought, as he tried to cover the entire gate from eight long arms with his low grade chainsaw. He didn't kill one, and they broke through. Okay, if you bring long arms with you, you better have the means to kill them with. I also witnessed, on two occasions, people using knives at the main gate. I have lost faith in the community.

Melee works at the man gate, you just need a Kat or better with high crit.

I have never ONCE witnessed melee be effective without a huge amount of support at the main gate.

it works till like, level 20-30.

Z 1 wrote:

Melee works at the man gate, you just need a Kat or better with high crit.

It really doesn't. I've tried it. Even with grinder+doom cane, it just doesn't cut having a good mg or shotty.

It is possible.

*first person to clear Main Gate in Solo with melee only, with Longarms storming the gate*

I like it when people with chainsaws help me out at MG, that way I can focus on the LA's that are farther off.

Jarki wrote:

It is possible.

*first person to clear Main Gate in Solo with melee only, with Longarms storming the gate*

Oh, also have to state that I was the first ever to win melee regardless of who was storming, as well. XD

Jarki is bestist.