Synyster Limericks!

Silly Limericks!!! I'm going to make one for every person here!!!



Syn! (Me!)

There was a man named Synyster.
He's creepy and likes your sister.
He thinks she is hot.
But she's actually not.
Crazy old drunkard Synyster.

More to come!

Trigger!!!!!!!



There once was a man named Trigger.
When he liked a girl, he'd lick her.
But she was too young.
And she ripped out his tongue.
Then sold it to buy some liqour.

Leonsk!!!




There once was a man named Leon.
He spent all night looking at pron.
His power went out.
He let out a shout.
And got angry and ate some poupon.

Pengy!!!!




There once was a boy named Penguin.
He's in love with a mannequin.
He set it on fire.
Began to perspire.
And died from smoke inhalation.

Austin!!!!!




There was a ginger named Austin.
He punched a midget in Boston.
The midget fought back.
And twisted Austin's sack.
And then caught a plane to Berlin.

SPARTAN117!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There was a warrior named Spartan.
He was manly and tended his garden.
He got kinda thirsty.
Drank some milk firstly.
Then was manly and choked on the carton.

<------------ I dare you.

I'm interested to see Wesker/Vash, Pest, Z1, and myself.

lolz wesker i dare u too no i am jking i dont dare