THE NEWEST GUY

Hey guys, Im the new guy obviously, sorry i seem too nice, I think its really cool that im in this clan cuz i love umbrella. Im kinda a noob now but im going to be a really rich high lvled dude soon. just to warn you guys, im not going to come online all the time. If you guys got any helpful tips then that would be great. ITS SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD TO BE IN THIS CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Name:leon130

Level:26(for now)

Dream Weopon: katana

Hmm... exactly what part of 'Joining an evil corporation 101' did you sleep though?

You may love umbrella, but umbrella does not love you. In fact, it will work you to the bone, and then when your bones are showing, we will polish them and sell them off as artifacts.

or possibly I'm just kidding and want to welcome you to Umbrella. Beware the pool, and the sex pit, and several employees will bite you when they get the chance. Don't worry, they don't have any serious infections or anything.

We don't take kindly to Leon's around here. Not after the last one.

I kid. You're fine. But I have my eyes on you. All three of them.

Pest02 wrote:

We don't take kindly to Leon's around here. Not after the last one.

I kid. You're fine. But I have my eyes on you. All three of them.

!

I KNEW I was missing a G-virus sample! D:

*Bites Leon*

Leon, did you post an application on our thread yet?

I have no problem letting you in, but you have to apply first.

*whispers* i think he's a Chinese terrorist

Welcome.

Dumbo EL Magnifico wrote:

*whispers* i think he's a Chinese terrorist

Agreed. Wesker, I call for an inquisition! As initiator, I will accept the charge of lead inquisitor.

As my first act, I must proclaim leon as a WITCH!

BURN HIM! BURN THE WITCH!

Throw him in the lake! If he swims, hang him! If he drowns, well...he was innocent of all charges.

wow wow i never did the application!!!!
where is the office located at

oh yeah sorry and nice welcome here by the way
hope you like us we
are the dicks well i mean i suck diiiccck????? ummmm i mean
well i dont i dont ummm ill just leave you to it
see yeah **starts running**

Pest02 wrote:

Throw him in the lake! If he swims, hang him! If he drowns, well...he was innocent of all charges.

JUSTICE!!!

We accept that method of justice. With the lack of a lake, we shall throw him in the company pool.

Also, should the aquatic-rape-bears be on the prowl, we shall clear his mangled corpse of all charges. Aquatic-rape-bears don't rape and eat witches.

I suggest we gang up on him and lick his face until he goes insane.

That's when they taste the best.

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! LICK MY FACE UNTIL I GO INSANE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! R U SERIOUS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

MUAHAHAHAHA

That's how we roll.

it was in the fine print of the contract we made you sign.

We have a written contract? When did you all learn to read?

ya we put like 6 roofies in his drinks. He was on the verge of falling into a week-long coma and then we made him sign the contract. it looked like this:



it's Michael Jackson's signature though... I'm still trying to figure out how that happened.

yhea i like so much these clan to =P

i was interested from the movie =p resident evil 1,2,3
nc movies

. . . What?

lol welcome bro. STAY AWAY FROM THE POOL...........