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Subject: Byond Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:24 pm
Yeah, I know most of you don't play it anymore. There are a few good games still on there.
Space Station 13 Besides the awful admins and steep learning curve....and the racist jokes, sexist jokes, violent nudity, violence in general and other things, it is a very fun game. You are on a station, and you work. I will describe the last two games:
Game 1: I joined the station late, as an engineer. My first act was to reroute the garbage from the garbage room directly into space. A fellow engineer found me, and instead of calling for security or killing me with a toolbox, he helped me. After I was done, I shoved him in the nearest trash bin and shot him into space. I escaped alive.
Game 2: I was a geneticist. My job; experiment on monkeys and kill them with various levels of radiation. Eventually I made a syringe that turned people into monkeys. I proceeded to make a few more and inject anyone I could. I eventually injected myself and led a monkey rebellion, taking half of security and the entire head crew. I was finally shot to death by the detective and his revolver.
Trig Failed Experiment
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Subject: Re: Byond Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:36 pm
o.o
Screenshots!!
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:07 am
There's a video completely unrelated to the station. Below is a pic of the arrival shuttle.
Spoiler:
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Trig Failed Experiment
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Subject: Re: Byond Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:34 pm
=O
I'm very tempted to go re-download Byond for the fourth time, and play this
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:43 pm
The game lags a lot if a bunch of people are on it, but a new version 'Dev' has absolutely no lag at all. The new map is also shaped like the female reproductive system.
Also, everyone on the station is gay. George Melons is always a faggot traitor, and Mr. Yen turns into a crazy space alien/chef/monster every now and then.
Trig Failed Experiment
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Subject: Re: Byond Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:48 pm
D'=
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Sun Mar 21, 2010 7:49 pm
More likely than not, if you do join, you'll be beaten to death within 5 minutes with an air tank or a toolbox.
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:02 pm
Dungeon Master
You can choose between the following races at the start: Kobolds Orcs Goblins Dwarves Humans Lizardmen
Each one of those will give you two human units and one female. In Adventure Mode(AM), you only get one unit, your choice of male or female, and the camera is stationary on your character.
I will describe the last three lives I've lived.
Life 1: (AM Lizardman male) Sir Lizarado of the Waterlands has made a home among the humans, and taken a deer as his wife. He has twenty two children, which he kills, skins, eats, and wears the skin as rags.
Life 2: (AM Human Male) My family is eaten by wolves.
Life 3: (AM Lizardman Male) Sir Lizardo of the Waterlands is attempting to take back the swamp from the evil goblins.
This is me and the Lizard King. I'm the one with the red arrow. I'm wearing the bones of my enemies.
Hunk Human Unit Never Killed
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Subject: Re: Byond Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:36 am
I still play REO 2 sometimes. Got a lot of updates since I quit 3 months ago.
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:41 am
Bosses can now go through all the different mutations...Alexia is the most hated boss...she just doesn't die.
Imp Shotgun Surgeon
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Subject: Re: Byond Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:37 am
pest, we're going to play SS13 sometime this week. k?
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:53 pm
Dev station is the newest one and has the least lag. My chharacter's name is usually Sal Mason. My key is Joseph Frost.
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Sat Apr 10, 2010 9:00 pm
I just got banned from Dungeon Master.
Everyone else on the server was a spider, and I was a dwarf. I was playing for roughly....5 or 6 hours, with noone else even talking to me.
I trained 4 units to a ridiculous level, the King, the Prince, the Jester, and a concubine.
My other two units and a mole, the creepy miner, the Queen, and Sir Mole the Valiant, stayed in my three story castle with a walled in garden and maxed everything. Seriously, I could have held out in that castle for weeks.
Anyway, I wander to where the spiders are, make a comment about crushing their brothers and sisters in the cave, and slaughter all of them. One of them was an enforcer and didn't like my idea of 'Dwarven Supremacy', so he banned me.
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Mon Apr 19, 2010 7:47 pm
Rick Berdelly says, "Oh hey shifty looking guy in maintenance.," Xander Goodman asks, "who me?"
*---------* This is Xander Goodman! Xander Goodman is wearing a Grey Jumpsuit. Xander Goodman has a Radio Headset by his mouth. Xander Goodman has a bloody gas mask on his face! Xander Goodman has a backpack in his left hand. Xander Goodman has a PDA-Xander Goodman on his belt. Xander Goodman has a Gas Tank (Air Mix) on his back. Xander Goodman is wearing Xander Goodman's ID Card (Assistant). *---------*
Rick Berdelly says, "Yeah." Rick Berdelly says, "You're the only guy IN maintenance" Xander Goodman says, "i can see another guy" Rick Berdelly says, "Oh." Xander Goodman says, "but regardless i just got here" Rick Berdelly says, "Well." Grey Beard [145.9] exclaims, "Xander has a bomb in medical maintence! HHe's pulling out his revolver!" Grey Beard exclaims, "Xander has a bomb in medical maintence! HHe's pulling out his revolver!" Zero Hero says, "now the fun part" Grey Beard [145.9] exclaims, "He's coming through the glass!" Grey Beard exclaims, "He's coming through the glass!"
I got someone get the shit tased out of them for that stunt.
Alexander Ryan
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Subject: Re: Byond Sun May 23, 2010 11:27 am
This is what i play for a while and it has over 70+ people online every sAturdays and sundays
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Sun May 23, 2010 8:50 pm
I've seen you before....
Pest02 Soldier
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Subject: Re: Byond Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:10 am
Round one of space station 13.
I signed up as a botanist, growing tomatoes and melons like I normally would, when suddenly the Research Director bursts in, hacks the seed dispenser and runs off with a handful of cannabis seeds.
Several minutes later, he comes back and together we grow pot. We then spend the rest of the round getting high.