torture is...

Having a 12 pack of Mountain Dew with no Vanilla Ice Cream to make floats with.

.......

Suck it.

Torture is being just drunk enough to think that shotgunning the last quarter of a bottle of jack is a 'good' idea.

Torture is being hung upside-down (fully nude) from a sycamore tree, just high enough to break your neck without killing you if you fall with your hands tied behind your back. Meanwhile, people would be slashing at you with whips and fondling your genitalia with a cattle prod while playing loud radio static from a dozen different sources. At some point, boiling-hot honey would be dripped along your body, and ants would be poured on afterward. After cutting off your eyelids, you would then be lowered down just enough for an average-sized grizzly bear to maim and kill you. Or for a deer to come and lick your nipples until you go insane. If you survive that, then next you would-

Whoops, I seem to have developed an erection from typing this. Imma just end this post now and go take care of it.

torture is... um no cigarettes

or worst

TWO broken arms and no way to jack off after getting an erection from typing torture porn
>_>
...Trigger...

Hmmm i'm beginning to like Trigger...imma gonna go try this on someone.

oh god and then there were two Master and Appretice...

i sense a disturbance in the force, i have not felt a presence like this since... Michael Jackson!!

Trigger, hopefully noone on the board is into BDSM. You'll never be left alone.