It was on the good ship Venus By Christ, ya shoulda seen us The figurehead was a whore in bed And the mast was a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger He was a dirty bugger He wasn't fit to shovel shit From one place to another
Chorus: Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' Friggin' in the riggin' There was fuck all else to do
The captains name was Morgan By Christ, he was a gorgon Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play On his fuckin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper By Christ he was a trooper. He jerked and jerked until he worked Himself into a stupor
Chorus
Hold on! Give it some BOLLOCKS!!
The second mate was Andy By Christ, he had a dandy Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock For cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper He was a fuckin' nipper So he stuffed his ass with broken glass And circumcised the skipper
Chorus
Ahoy! Jimmy!
Chorus
The Captain's wife was Mabel To fuck she was not able So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter Who fell in deep sea water Delighted squeals revealed that eels Had found 'er sexual quarters
Repeat Chorus to Fade
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Subject: Re: best song ever Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:19 am
I would say it's not the best song by them so I voted no, I like the Sex Pistols.
