Damn LA's

They scratched my armor!!!!!! I was just minding my own damn business in the junkyard. Jarki was having target practice with her GAU and I was just golfing with my katana Then, out of nowhere an LA just takes his keys to my armor. What the hell!!! I didn't even know him! Do you know how expensive it is these days to get a scratch like that out of armor? What the hell!!!!!!!! It's like 300 dollars!

AWWW that's too bad. Here why don't you write him an angry letter and not send it.

I am GOING to send it!!!!

WHOA don't be irrational.

I want you to have my babies.

I want my babies to have you.

In Soviet Russia, baby abort YOU in dumpster!

Holy shit!!!! Well I send the letter. Then I went out into the city for a nice little stroll when the same long arm comes out of a building. He looked pissed so I kept on moving. Then he started running at me. It turned out he is in the "Bloods" gang. He and all his so called "homies" cornered my and beat me to shit. We need to get Umbrella together and rape his daughter. And hold his family hostage...