Happy Birkday!

So was the do not push lable D:<

So what happens if you push it a second time?

I would really enjoy pushing that beautiful shiny button.

Digital Deity wrote:

So what happens if you push it a second time?

I would really enjoy pushing that beautiful shiny button.

Don't even joke about that D:<

Oh, come on. What's the worst that can happen? The northern hemisphere is already destroyed. *Push*




OHDEARGODNOTTHESOUTHERNHEMISPHERETOO!!!

Happy late birthday! D:

I was away, assisting the elderly, which you now classify as.

Do you need assistance?

Digital Deity wrote:

Oh, come on. What's the worst that can happen? The northern hemisphere is already destroyed. *Push*




OHDEARGODNOTTHESOUTHERNHEMISPHERETOO!!!

Oh god! Why couldn't you have just left well enough alone! You've single handedly wiped out every
Agave plant in existence... T-There will never be another bottle of Tequila, ever....

Triggitius wrote:

Happy late birthday! D:

I was away, assisting the elderly, which you now classify as.

Do you need assistance?

Yes. Kill Syn with extreme prejudice!

Extreme prejudice?!

*Pushes button again*



Wait a minute. That wasn't the Earth! In this picture you can see clearly that those are different land masses! Raven and I have been obliterating a foreign planet! Earth is saved!

You only have to kill me with moderate prejudice!

This only increases my rage by 10 fold! You got rid of a planet that was once capable of supporting life!

It did. The first one he destroyed was home to a race of vuluptious amazons, the second
was a race of nekomimi.

All shiny DO NOT PRESS buttons come with a money back guarantee that all planetary life will be preserved through the tried and true method of saving 2 creatures of opposing genders from all planets doomed to obliteration. The exception to this is that if the race is composed entirely of one gender, multiples will be preserved in a cage against their will for your repopulation pleasure.

A full list of all clauses related to the DO NOT PRESS ME EVEN IF I AM SHINY line of buttons can be found on the label included with all buttons that ever existed, ever. If you have never seen the aforementioned label, perhaps you were blinded by the shiny button that accompanied it.

Now you can either kill me with extreme / moderate prejudice, or help these innocent amazon ladies to repopulate a different habitable planet. Do be aware that if you choose the former, I will press this DO NOT PRESS ME shiny button that will vaporize all rescued species in their cages.

Eh... urgh... um...

You are exempt from my moderate prejudice, Syn.

For now... *grumbles*

...

*GETS NUDE*

Hillbilly Birk wrote:

This. This is lol worthy.

Havoc wrote:

Hillbilly Birk wrote:

This. This is lol worthy.

I regret nothing. NOTHING!