Questionable things you've done in video games.

Kanden wrote:

what the fuck am I reading

Your fellow member's ideas and actions,don't you recognize it?

I don't know if this counts after what Trigg said,but I too have a kind of obsession and that is to get people to fall off heights all by themselves.I am really obsessed with it and try to apply it whenever I can,I just like watching things die

Kanden wrote:

what the fuck am I reading

I laughed so damn hard.

Tool wrote:

Kanden wrote:

what the fuck am I reading

I don't know if this counts after what Trigg said,but I too have a kind of obsession and that is to get people to fall off heights all by themselves.I am really obsessed with it and try to apply it whenever I can,I just like watching things die

I understand completely. A couple years after the drowning spree, I became fascinated with killing things via heights as well.

Pengy wrote:

I forced the wookie in Knights of the Old Republic to murder his life-long teenage alien friend with my jedi mind trick for the lulz. Then I killed him when he realized what he had done.

I remember that! Other fun KOTOR things:

- Selling children into slavery by accident when playing as the Light Side. Doh.
- Murdering a thief who stole things to feed his family when playing as Light Side. Oops.
- Accidentally programming the turrets to attack friendlies during a base assault. Eh.
- Changing all the death sounds to a crowd applause. LOL.

In Space Station 13 there used to be a rape command. Murder someone, use the 'Rape' verb. It has since been removed, as of a year ago.

Did you do it to everyone you murdered?

As an SS13 admin, what the fuck am I reading

Imp wrote:

As an SS13 admin, what the fuck am I reading

Ask an old admin. They know.

Kanden wrote:

Did you do it to everyone you murdered?

Have you any doubt?

I'm just checking, Trigger.

Back in my days of Oblivion I was obsessed with posing the dead. Sometimes I would strip the targets completely nude and recreate works of art or make my own. I was completely incapable of leaving a body left untouched after being slain. Sometimes I would set them up so that they looked as if they were sleeping in a tent or sitting in a chair and later pondering over what the next person who saw them would think. Fallout increased this obsession by allowing severed limbs giving way to more designs to be created.. Megaton became a massive target.

Oh... um... Fallout...

I cut up some little kids' parents with a chainsaw and ate them in front of her.

Done it.

Honestly I never really go out of my way to commit acts of incredible evil in a game unless it rewards you for it. More often I try to blend in with the NPCs and live an NPC life. Trying to obey traffic laws in a Grand Theft Auto game, for example.

However once in the original Fable I beat my wife to death. I then proceeded to marry and then beat to death everyone else in the entire town. It took a long time and a lot of paying off fines but by god I did it.

Also Trigger's whole drowning thing reminded me of the original Ratchet and Clank. I did drown Ratchet a couple of times and liked to pretend that his robot buddie Clank had turned on him and was forcing him from surfacing. I really only did it once or twice though before my short attention span made me continue on with the game.

When i was uberley pissed off by something in ratchet and clank, I would kill ratchet in many way's. Weather drowing, falling, gang banged, starship, crashing, or the laser rape.

Don't you just love how this has brought out the best in us

Also, hentai games.

Do those count? I could make a list of questionable actions from here to Panama. Or would that be like bringing a horse to a footrace?

Trigger Type-8808 wrote:

Also, hentai games.

Do those count? I could make a list of questionable actions from here to Panama. Or would that be like bringing a horse to a footrace?

This.

Trigger Type-8808 wrote:

Also, hentai games.

Do those count? I could make a list of questionable actions from here to Panama. Or would that be like bringing a horse to a footrace?

Really,Trigg?Why stop now,I don't think we could be anymore surprised or -Coughs-...repulsed for that matter. I say go for it!

Tool wrote:

Really,Trigg?Why stop now,I don't think we could be anymore surprised or -Coughs-...repulsed for that matter. I say go for it!

No. No one should ever know what Trigg has done in hentai games.

It would not be like a Horse at a Footrace. It would be like arriving at a knife fight with the Death Star.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.....Online.

I was a humble banker, who was framed for a terrible crime that I did not commit. Please notice similarities between my story and Shawshank Redemption. I became friends with an african american who was able to smuggle things into the prison(because he was an admin). I took my time, attempting to fight off the rapists, talking with my black inmate friend, and making license plates.

I made a significant amount of money for the warden, but he was to see none of this.

/end Shawshank

Eventually I was able to acquire a ladder, and escaped the prison. With my newfound wealth, I bribed my way into the police force, eventually becoming the Police Commander. I led a raid on the prison to rescue my friend, ending with my having a knife fight with the warden. My friend saved me by grabbing(spawning) a rifle and shooting the warden to death.

I was found out as the former criminal I was, and was sent back into prison, having all my possessions taken from me. Little did they know, I went behind a Burger Shot and bought AIDS, because thats how AIDS happens. You buy it from a vending machine.

I spread several STD's to other inmates by raping the shit out of them. I then broke out, got a sex change and became a prostitute. A short time after, and many dead clients later, I was able to buy a cure....from the same vending machine that sold me the AIDS to begin with.

I then became the personal concubine for the president, because having sex increases your health, and I was able to buy enough upgrades for the prostitution job that I could get you to +800 health in one time, because the effects stack.

I was then murdered, dismembered, and fed to sharks.

Fallout 2....Online.

I wake up, 80 years after a nuclear war, perfectly fine and healthy. I crawl out of the ruins that was once my house, and find myself relatively near to New Reno. I join the Wrights, then take over the Golden Domes. I make children's movies.

Little did the Wrights know that they were dirty childrens movies, and their children were the main cast. For every decent movie I made, there were 10 dirty ones. I got all the children hooked on Jet, because my supplier, a certain Radya Actiiv, was able to make it rather cheaply. In our spare time, Radya and I had the children box each other. Eventually one would fall down unconscious, because online no one could take out that 'cant kill children' feature.

Needless to say, I bought the Poseidon Oil Rig, and nuked the shit out of Arroyo. A few tribals tried to assassinate me, but Radya got them hooked on Jet and Mentats.


(Really though, you could give drugs to anyone and they would get hooked after awhile. NPC's would follow you around until you gave them more. It was quite hilarious. Radya Actiiv was some Jamacian guy, and he was hilarious. I wish I could talk to him again.

As for the child pornography, well.....yeah. That feature was in the game. Anyone that was drugged was more than happy to be on TV. All I had to do was put a Porn Star and someone else in the room and they would go at it. At least, there would be a flash of light from the camera, and a video tape would be on the floor, and you could put a name on it.)

Pest you're fucked up, but I respect that you played fallout 2 online.

I didn't even know mentats were addictive

Pengy wrote:

Tool wrote:

Really,Trigg?Why stop now,I don't think we could be anymore surprised or -Coughs-...repulsed for that matter. I say go for it!

No. No one should ever know what Trigg has done in hentai games.

I once traded a twelve-year-old girl one bag of cocaine in exchange for a picture of her getting rammed by a mastiff.