Drank WAY too much.

No, not Liquor. I had no idea how much Mountain dew and coke I've consumed over the last two weeks. I'm talkin two Mountain Dew Code Reds, and a few Coke cans a day, and now I think I've accumulated a Kidney Stone >.<

Why? Well, I did some volunteer work at a hospital not too long ago, since I was originally intending on becoming an MD. I'm showing the same symptoms as a patient I "treated" that was suffering from Kidney Stones.

What are those Symptoms you ask? IMMENSE FUCKING PAIN in your kidneys. I'm sitting in my work chair and it feels like someone stabbed me in the kidney with a Knife made of fire, and lemon juice.

I'll be making a detour on my way home to the hospital. Pretty sure it's early enough where I can take pills which will dissolve the stones instead of having to manually remove them.

I REALLY hope I don't have to piss them out, According to all the "AAAAHs!" and "OH MY FUCKING GOD!" Used by that patient, I think it hurts a lot -_-

D:

My heart goes out to you! Please do get better soon!


It's all fun and games until you've gotta piss a rock out.

Ack!!

Poor Jesse D: D: D:

*moves topic to Rant*

*looks in the little trash can bu his work desk*
One Mountain Dew Game Fuel, and three coke cans -_-

I've heard that it's the equivalent of pissing a marble.

Good luck, get better soon, and try not to think about what size of marble I'm talking about.

Haha, Well I can say this, I never fucking learn.

*bought two Regular Mountain Dews, Two Red Game Fuel Mountain Dews, and Two Blue Game Fuel Mountain Dews*

It's 2 am and all that's left is one last Blue MD.

wow, i drink a 12 pack in 2 days.....is that bad? Dude, good luck, and don't forget the pain pills before you go pee.

I hope you dont have to feel the pain i did. It felt like someone was riping my dick off. I kept the 2 stones to remind me to only drink soda every now and then

cry if i want a mountin dew i have to pay £1.30 cos it an import i can get share size bottle of coke for about the same price gad dammit mountine dew come to the uk

Uk come to Mountain Dew!

we had it for a while in the late 90 under a differnt name but it got pulled quite fast since pepsiing did not think it was selling good


but even now as the uk populations wants it they wont see the light and sell it over here under the name mountin dew


and how much dose it cost over there and do you think it would survie air mail
am talking like big batches if you can buy them cheap over there and if you can mail them too me

it costs over £21 pounds for 24 cans

a 12 pack will cost you around 6 to 8 dollars, and shipping it would totally work im not sure about air mail, but who knows.

I currently hold the record.

81 Dew Floats. In one day. Did it while playing REO and RPing with Umbrelly XD