Horror

Rob Zombie effectively took a giant dump on Haloween with his remake/prequel/hour and a half of bull****. The new Friday the 13th remake was very, very bad. And now, oh yay, a Nightmare on Elm Street remake!
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And guess what? They're going to make a ****ing Evil Dead remake next. I found that hard to believe at first, but they are.



Seriously, no more crap sequels to Saw, no more lame movies re-using the WAY overdone Korean horror effect (creepy little girls, draped black hair, ect) and no more remakes. Horror movies need to just stop being made until people get some fresh ideas.

*points at the scary ass kid under the bed from the movie Dead Birds*

Someone should make a movie full of super fast zombies that look like that and pop out of crazy places and nom people in the face.

I wouldn't mind seeing another decent zombie movie actually. I liked the way the remade Dawn of the Dead and the 28 series was pretty decent.

THere making A WWZ movies based of the book, should be good.

i agree fully

I'd say the guys over at the Esplatter forums would probably agree with you on this one. :3
Though you already know how I feel about the Dawn remake, I feel they could have done a
much better job than they did. I only wish I knew of a way to explain how they could have
made it better x.x lol.

Movies and video games are a lot alike these days, they used to be about good story telling,
and innovative ways to capture the person with the experience. Now it's all about who has
the best graphics.. -.-

Do you know what I thought was hilarious?

House of the Dead. The movie.

Near the end, where they decide to do a huge zombie action sequence, and they're at the house, and suddenly they're all weapon experts, and they spend about 10 minutes just showing crappy action of them killing zombies while they slowly get killed off one by one. I named the asian girl Mingi. I was quite surprised when I suddenly shouted out, "NOOOOOOOO MINGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIII" when she died. I don't ever talk. XD

The House of the Dead Movie made me cry out of my penis.

Yes, I pissed myself in discontent when first I saw it.

Bahaha. She gets stabbed right inbetween the boobs. The guy carries her out to the helicopter. Some agent people approach him.

"Is she hurt?"

She has a fucking giant gaping hole in her fucking chest. No, she's perfectly fine and fucking dandy.

XD