Fucking Animals

Before you jump into zoophilia and bestiality jokes, it ain't like that. My cat had a litter of kittens a
few weeks ago, and so far they've all survived. a first for her. Last night she decides that becoming
paranoid is just what her kittens need to survive, so she pulls up one of the air vents and sneaks one of her kittens into said air vent.

Now we can't find the lil guy and she refuses to go and collect him D:, I've never been so annoyed
with my pet in all my life x.x;; some how she got out of the air vent and is storing her kitten in the
insulation under the house, I have to wait until my sister's boyfriend gets home in order to stage
the rescue.

Note to self: Get. Your. Cat. Fixed. You. Fucktard.

P.S: Nail the vents shut. Dx

O SHI-

THE CATS ARE IN THE VENTS!

Wow. That sounds...terrible. The worst thing pet-related that ever happened to me is I once fed Steve 2 days in a row for whatever reason (I wasn't thinking properly...)

Anyway, he didn't eat any of the crickets is my point. There were many dead crickets I had to clean out of the tank.

Austin Powers wrote:

O SHI-

THE CATS ARE IN THE VENTS!

I wonder if this is how ceiling cat came to be

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Wow. That sounds...terrible. The worst thing pet-related that ever happened to me is I once fed Steve 2 days in a row for whatever reason (I wasn't thinking properly...)

Anyway, he didn't eat any of the crickets is my point. There were many dead crickets I had to clean out of the tank.

Sorry to hear about that Pengy, hopefully this whole affair will turn out ok.

At least you can keep a pet alive for longer than a year.

My pets are rather... Er... Unlucky.

I have a cat that is 13, another that is 5, another is 3, another I don't know but is pregnant.

I have a dog that is 5 a bird that is 6 months.

Funny thing is, my dad is allergic to cats.

We got the kitten back safe and sounds. And we found a friggen dead bird in the insulation too.

Yay!