I'm back

No other event is important at this current time.

*Sacrifices several goats to Saradomin in thanks*

Welcome back! I'm an owl now!

Hoot~

That's....nice?

It really is. I can stay up all night and no one cares, because I'm an owl. And when predators try to slay me, all I have to do is fly away, or savagely tear at their eyes with my talons.

I have two baby chicks now, so I guess that's sort of a burden, but they're rather cute. One is named Harvee, and he's the good one. The other is named Leonetta, and she seems to be quite evil. She takes especial pleasure in dropping acorns (We live in an oak tree) onto the heads of the passerby below. There was a third chick named Lancelot, but he died within hours of his birth. He was the runt.

Anyways, welcome back! Excuse me for a minute. The chicks haven't eaten since noon.

*Slowly sticks wing down throat to initiate gag reflex*

YES. Welcome back Pest.

Yes, Trigger is an owl now. I've changed too! I uhh...*thinks of something interesting*

I quote the bible after every post now!


"And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go after other gods, which ye have not known.
Deuteronomy 11:28

Penguin Hunter wrote:

"And a sexual curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your sexy God, but turn aside out of the sexual way which I command you this day, to go after other gods sexually, which ye have not known sexually.
Deuteronomy 11:28

Fix'd

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*puts a pin on Pest's chair*

Penguin Hunter wrote:

"And an absence of sex, if ye will not sex the commandments of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the sex which I command you this day, to not go after other sexalicious gods, which ye can now never impregnate.
NEUTER-ONOMY 11:28

Now it's TRULY Fix'd.

*Neuters Trigger*

*Throws a pokeball at Wesker!!*

*dodges pokeball*

Where are you getting all of those? Certainly not from your pants. I went in and removed everything spherical I saw with these rusty scissors!

*Runs with scissors*

*Viciously attacks Wesker with his feet*

*Returns from the bushes over a month later, covered in blood and other gross things*

I won!