My brother sent me a present...

http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3107661

Damn him for knowing EXACTLY what I want out of everything in Toys R Us. It came in the mail today, he said he'd get me something from Toys R Us (He works there and gets a discount) but this is not what I was expecting...

I guess the fact that I might be able to get in touch with some evil spirits makes up for the fact that my friends are going to laugh at me for owning this.
Time to see if ghosts are going to call me gay or not, I guess. =/

A Ouji board once informed me that I will be elected president in 2044.

Why is it pink?

it is belived that pink ouji bords have more powa and 20 time more likey you will be posessed by a gay ghost

Ouji boards in any way, shape or form are NOT toys, they should be handled cautiously if
at all... I'd suggest you do some serious research into this thing before using it Pengy.
It all starts out as fun and games, until you're killing deadites who've taken over your
loved one's bodies and getting choked by your own hand.

W.Birkin wrote:

Ouji boards in any way, shape or form are NOT toys, they should be handled cautiously if
at all... I'd suggest you do some serious research into this thing before using it Pengy.
It all starts out as fun and games, until you're killing deadites who've taken over your
loved one's bodies and getting choked by your own hand.

But...it's pink. And intended for little girls. D:

If I get killed by a pink Ouji board, I grant permission for everyone to lol about it.

I've read a fair share of topics on P/C about horrible ouji board outcomes too, so I'm obviously not going to keep using it if I'm asked to do anything weird/dig up something/ect.

Austin Powers wrote:

Why is it pink?

Btw. That's what she said. BUUUUUURRRRRRNNNN.

...thats what she said about what? You're horrible at burning people.

I got it.

...Shud up! Jarki got it!

Wow, Toys R Us sells items of the occult? I wonder if they sell the Ceremonial Dagger from Silent Hill Homecoming.

That would be epic.

Welp. My friend and I tried to contact spirits last night and nothing happened. This makes me think that either my house is ghost-free, the ouji board is faulty(is that possible?), or spirits hate the color pink.

Will try once more with two friends instead of one, if nothing happens I'm done with the board forever.

You are supposed to have three people together when trying to do it, one finger of each person on the corner of it.

Instructions says 2-3. 2 TO 3.

But yeah, imma try with 3.

D00D..

73h 3v1l \/\/1LL c0/\/\3 4 J00. Pl4c3 P|-|34rb075 @ 57r473g1c p01n75 4r0u/\/D J00R |-|0u53, & 5l33p l1g|-|7ly.

Translation:

Dude, the evil will come for you. Place Fearbots at strategic points around your house, and sleep lightly.



Sorry, the urge to speak L337 sometimes takes over....

I've provided a translation.

Those silly spooks have possessed Wesker instead of Pengy!

*grabs crucifix and holy water* The power of Christ compels you! *splashes water in Wesker's
face, then stabs with crucifix*

...oh my. D: