Modern Warfare 2

I like Fallout 2 because you can marry someone then:

A) Murder them
B) Sell them into slavery
C) "Loan" them to trappers for free fur
D) Extract their brain for personal use

If you talk to their father after A,B, or D, he dies of a heart attack.

Pest02 wrote:

I like Fallout 2 because you can marry someone then:

A) Murder them
B) Sell them into slavery
C) "Loan" them to trappers for free fur
D) Extract their brain for personal use

If you talk to their father after A,B, or D, he dies of a heart attack.

You can also whore them out to the porn studio in New Reno for an easy $5.

...im getting this game.

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Pest02 wrote:

I like Fallout 2 because you can marry someone then:

A) Murder them
B) Sell them into slavery
C) "Loan" them to trappers for free fur
D) Extract their brain for personal use

If you talk to their father after A,B, or D, he dies of a heart attack.

You can also whore them out to the porn studio in New Reno for an easy $5.

No, it's $3. I knew I was forgetting something

Anonymous01 wrote:

...im getting this game.

I almost forgot to mention that you can hit children in the groin with a sledgehammer.

Fallout 2 is great in many ways. Let me list some more:

You can become a Cyborg.
You can meet friends, and sell them into slavery.
You can have your ear bitten off in the boxing ring.
You can join a mafia "family". You can also murder other families. (My favorite is to give a pistol to a child and tell him to wave it around in from of his father)
You can kill half a town by poisoning a booze still.
Porn Star.
You can get a girl pregnant and never call her again. (It's an ending. Hilarious to watch.)
You can kill the president by shooting him in the groin until he dies.
You can cause a nuclear meltdown, killing dozens.
Epic quotes:
"There are two kinds of people Lloyd, those with guns and those who dig."-Chosen One

Pest forgot to add in the following:
-Comedian in New Reno and overall hilarious writing in general

-Critical hitting someone in the face causes their whole side to be blown off. Oddly enough their head remains intact.

-The damage text for critical hits.

-Hubologists >_>

-Growing mutated toe, and later having it removed.



My favorite quote:
"I won! Fuck you! You are dumb, I have crushed you!" - Wooz

I have RL friends that totally act like that when they beat me in magic...>_>

...in magic?...

Magic the Gathering.

Speaking of Magic, I have recently pulled Nicol Bolas from a pack. I now have a deck based around all 5 colors using him.

Drizzt Do Urden is the only magic card that is worth noting.

I didn't know you played, Wesker.

I'll post my deck stats sometime. It's really incredible. Undefeated except by one person.

i play yugioh on byond tbh. amazon archer and des koala. i <3 them.

Albert Wesker wrote:

I'll post my deck stats sometime. It's really incredible. Undefeated except by one person.

I have a pretty baddass cleric/pesty deck. Infinite life gain + instant damage beatdown ftw

I can kill all of it.

Cloven Casting + Terminate FTW

As long as I can pay 1 colorless for each target, I can haz infinite destruction of your creatures without regeneration possibility.

I have a lot of mana, too.

Good thing I have a Crimson Acolyte in my deck and a ton of protection from black.

Edit: Oh damn. Terminate is gold.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--


Meh. Creatures are limited in value anyway. I don't require Doubtless Ones to wall for me if I already have a good 10 mana out. Assuming Bog Initiate is still alive I can than convert white mana to black mana, and deal a good 10 pesty damage to you and your creatures.

like, ALL of my deck is multicolor.

You can't has victory.

D':

I very briefly converted to Magic when I got tired of Yu-Gi-Oh back in the 8th grade. I was impressed by the game, but I never really got into it. I only knew one person besides myself that actually displayed an interest. Unlike Yu-Gi-Oh, you actually had to go out of your way to find Magic players.

He helped me by taking and modifying my starter deck with some of his own cards. (He was a huge player. The tournament type.) In fact, I still have that desk somewhere in my desk. It's called "Planar Chaos," or something like that.

I only ever participated in two battles, and both were against that friend of mine. Obviously, I lost by a huge margin. I might have stuck with Magic longer than I did, but I moved away not long afterwards, effectively losing the only person I could play with.

Yeah... The Magic craze hasn't even touched Mississippi yet. Maybe it never will. It's too bad they never mass marketed it with tv shows and comic books, because it's really a shame that Yu-Gi-Oh is the more popular of the two.

Actually... If there's some sort of online version, I'd be willing to play it.

THIS THREAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT MODERN WARFARE 2!

MTG > MW2

D:<

MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD!

I played it recently, and it's nothing special. Sure, walking through the airport gunning down innocents is fun for awhile, not a good hook though.