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Trig
Failed Experiment
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Number of posts : 14
Age : 97
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|  Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:17 pm | |
| This is actually a text-message conversation. I had an epiphany, and just had to tell someone.
Trigger : Holy shit!! J and CH make the same fucking sound!!
Curlyhead : Fuck off, you!!
Trigger : Surely you have noticed this?!!!
Curlyhead : They do not make the same sound!!!
Trigger : The exact same!!! D=<
Curlyhead : No!!!!! Completely different sounds!!!!!
Trigger : Nay!!!! Conspiracy!!1!!
Curlyhead is currently ignoring me. | |
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fatalitywolf
Lord of Wolves
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Number of posts : 164
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:14 pm | |
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Trig
Failed Experiment
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Number of posts : 14
Age : 97
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| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat Jan 02, 2010 5:43 pm | |
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Uvana
Soldier
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Number of posts : 179
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:28 pm | |
| XD!!
THEY DO!! Well, almost. Not the exact same, but close enough that it shouldn't even matter!
Also, Annette's was funny until there was rape | |
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W. Birkin
Veteran
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Number of posts : 490
Age : 37
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Thu Jan 07, 2010 1:26 am | |
| Not from the chat, but none the less awesome.
Zemyla: Did I tell you about what my friend Joe did in auto shop?
Zemyla: He was working with an arc welder, and the welder tip got stuck to the metal.
Zemyla: He knew this was a bad thing, so he grabs a hammer and hits the metal to get the tip off.
Zemyla: Then when he pulls back, lightning arcs from the metal to the hammer.
Zemyla: The teacher notices this, and yells, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
Zemyla: And Joe bellows, "I AM THOR!", brandishes the hammer, and shocks the fuck out of the guy next to him. | |
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W. Birkin
Veteran
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Number of posts : 490
Age : 37
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:26 am | |
| [23:24:41] Col Awesome has joined the chat on Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:24 pm
[23:24:53] Col Awesome : Someone get on here nao.
[23:25:35] W.Birkin has joined the chat on Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:25 pm
[23:25:41] @ W.Birkin : you rang mastah?
[23:25:52] Col Awesome : Shocked
[23:25:58] Col Awesome : You iz Psychic
[23:26:14] Col Awesome : Hai :3 | |
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Pest02
Soldier
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Number of posts : 426
Age : 32
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:25 pm | |
| - Annette wrote:
- Oh Konny! Seeing you get angry makes me so.....mmmmm!
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Pest02
Soldier
Gender :
Number of posts : 426
Age : 32
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:39 pm | |
| [02:15:20 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : Dirty baaaabe
[02:15:31 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : You see these shackles baby, I'm your slaaave
[02:15:43 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : I'll let you whip me if I misbehaaaave
[02:15:52 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : Meh..
[02:15:58 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : Something's fucked up here.
[02:16:03 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : I'm singing that.. | |
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Pest02
Soldier
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Number of posts : 426
Age : 32
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:41 pm | |
| [02:45:36 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : SPOON!
[02:45:42 12/01/10] @ Albert Wesker : MY SPOON IS TOO BIG!!
[02:45:51 12/01/10] Trigger : I'LL SPOON YOU!!!
[02:45:58 12/01/10] * Trigger leaves on that note
[02:46:02 12/01/10] Trigger : ~<3 | |
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Uvana
Soldier
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Number of posts : 179
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:47 pm | |
| Ohgawd, this made me laugh my fucking ass off! So, I have like, multiple tabs open right? So I go to Macheingunners, and see this... - Pest02 wrote:
- Then don't rage. Light a candle, play gentle music like Mozart, and clear your head. Let the music flow through you.
Then, I switch tabs, and see in the exact same spot.. - Claude01 wrote:
- kill yourself (eat a grenade, jump off a cliff, etc)
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Z 1
Shotgun Surgeon
Gender :
Number of posts : 79
Age : 31
Character Sheet
Name: Talethal Yoric
Weapons: Aeromancer
Items: Lute, Raiper
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Thu Jan 14, 2010 9:36 pm | |
| [22:29:39] Annette has joined the chat on Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:29 pm
[22:30:03] Annette : I get off of work, anmd everyone is gone
[22:30:05] Annette : Great.
[22:30:22] Annette : And its raining
[22:30:28] Annette : And I have no dry clothes to change into
[22:30:31] Annette : And Im cold
[22:30:54] Z 1 : yes beyond
[22:30:57] Annette : And I want my warm bed and girlfriend
[22:30:57] Z 1 : omg
[22:31:00] Z 1 : on at the same time
[22:31:06] Annette : Hi
[22:31:23] Annette : Pest forgot to log off the chat
[22:31:29] Z 1 : aww
[22:31:51] Z 1 : keep going with your story
[22:32:03] Annette : ....
[22:32:05] Annette : No!
[22:32:15] Annette : What my girlfriend and I do is none of your business!
[22:32:21] Annette : Tongue
[22:32:40] Annette : Not the tongue.... D:
[22:33:13] * Z 1 sets up camra and microphone in corner of room
[22:33:56] Annette : We alreayd have a video camera
[22:34:04] Annette : ........
[22:34:08] Annette : Fuck!
[22:34:15] Z 1 : yes
[22:34:27] Annette : .... (>_>)
[22:34:59] Z 1 : yeah...
[22:35:00] Z 1 : '
[22:35:02] Z 1 : ... | |
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Z 1
Shotgun Surgeon
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Number of posts : 79
Age : 31
Character Sheet
Name: Talethal Yoric
Weapons: Aeromancer
Items: Lute, Raiper
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:19 pm | |
| [19:18:59] Annette : Well, I went to church, but only to flirt with the 16 and 17 year old nuns in training.... | |
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Z 1
Shotgun Surgeon
Gender :
Number of posts : 79
Age : 31
Character Sheet
Name: Talethal Yoric
Weapons: Aeromancer
Items: Lute, Raiper
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:23 pm | |
| [19:21:02] Annette : If I wanted to freak you out, I would tell what I would eat tonight. Her name is Lily. Tongue | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:44 pm | |
| Horrifying the masses. - Spoiler:
[18:21:02] Annette : If I wanted to freak you out, I would tell what I would eat tonight. Her name is Lily.
[18:21:03] Z 1 : I think thats normal
[18:21:21] Col Awesome : Nothing can freak me out.
[18:21:30] Col Awesome : I may be normal-ish
[18:21:36] Col Awesome : But my friends arnt >_>
[18:22:42] @ Austin Powers : Hawt.
[18:23:54] Col Awesome : Indeed.
[18:24:18] * Austin Powers removes pants in a nonchalant manner
[18:24:53] Annette : She is.
[18:25:21] Col Awesome : Pics or it dosent exist
[18:25:48] Annette : She sometimes wears my cut offs, and a tank top to tease me. She looks better in them than I do and it just makes me want to attack her.
[18:26:19] Col Awesome : Ah The world of Over the Top horny Lesbians
[18:26:30] @ Austin Powers : ...hawt. Wait, attack with sex, or a knife?
[18:27:44] Annette : Attack=Meaning rip off her clothes(which are my clothes which she takes) and smex the hell out of her
[18:28:07] Col Awesome : VID
[18:28:07] Col Awesome : NAO
[18:28:36] @ Austin Powers : Ah. Thanks for clarifying
[18:29:04] Annette : No. You don't deserve pics or vids.
[18:29:38] Col Awesome : B-But..
[18:29:40] Col Awesome : Why not? D:
[18:30:22] Annette : You're 14! I can get arrested for showing you that! Plus, we don't sell our tapes. We watch them to get new ideas.
[18:31:06] Col Awesome : YOUR JUST TO LAZY >: (
[18:31:33] Annette : And we only have 1 video tape so we have to re-record over, if we even have time to set it up.
[18:31:49] Annette : More often than not we just hop on each other on whatever surface is nearby
[18:32:17] Col Awesome : [07:26:19] Col Awesome : Ah The world of Over the Top horny Lesbians
[18:32:41] * Austin Powers twiddles his thumbs
[18:34:12] Col Awesome : You know its True
[18:36:07] Z 1 has been disconnected the Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:36 pm (session timeout)
[18:36:46] @ Austin Powers : So! Awkward conversation is awkward.
[18:37:39] Col Awesome : Meh
[18:37:46] Col Awesome : Its more Erotic then Awkward
[18:38:21] Annette : She's also AMAZING with her tongue
[18:38:46] Col Awesome : ...
[18:38:55] Col Awesome : I will find you and tape it myself
[18:39:25] Annette : I have bruises, too. I like being bit, and she doesn't hold back at all.
[18:39:49] Col Awesome : STOP IT D:
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Pest02
Soldier
Gender :
Number of posts : 426
Age : 32
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:22 pm | |
| GOD DAMNIT JEN
I told you. 'NOT ON THE FORUM.'
...... | |
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fatalitywolf
Lord of Wolves
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Number of posts : 164
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:25 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 15, 2010 7:31 pm | |
| - Pest02 wrote:
- GOD DAMNIT JEN
I told you. 'NOT ON THE FORUM.'
...... Oh Pest! I love it when you get mad! But lol, seriously. Pest ran almost a block and stopped me from leaving. I couldn't have left anyways. Someone fell of the road. |
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W. Birkin
Veteran
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Number of posts : 490
Age : 37
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Fri Jan 15, 2010 8:50 pm | |
| Man, I always miss the good chats. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:01 pm | |
| I can't see the chat. Did I get banned from it? |
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Z 1
Shotgun Surgeon
Gender :
Number of posts : 79
Age : 31
Character Sheet
Name: Talethal Yoric
Weapons: Aeromancer
Items: Lute, Raiper
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:45 pm | |
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HellBlaze
Soldier
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Number of posts : 119
Age : 32
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:59 pm | |
| Well I took a picture of this one....  | |
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Pest02
Soldier
Gender :
Number of posts : 426
Age : 32
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sun Jan 24, 2010 6:36 pm | |
| # An Old Man gave you some stale candy.
# An Old Man said "Want to get in my van, sonny?"
# An Old Man said "There is more candy inside."
Urban Dead has its moments. | |
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fatalitywolf
Lord of Wolves
Gender :
Number of posts : 164
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:09 pm | |
| - Pest02 wrote:
- # An Old Man gave you some stale candy.
# An Old Man said "Want to get in my van, sonny?"
# An Old Man said "There is more candy inside."
Urban Dead has its moments. yer but whats shocking half the members of the fourm would get into th back of the van then beat the shit out of the old man and take his candy | |
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Pest02
Soldier
Gender :
Number of posts : 426
Age : 32
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:31 pm | |
| [21:14:10] Ubuntu : That system will likely need a bit of last-minute tweaking. I'll finaggle it later.
[21:14:22] Demon Eyes Kyo has been disconnected the Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:14 pm (session timeout)
[21:14:42] @ Konstantine : finaggle me later
[21:15:14] Ubuntu : I just finaggled you an hour ago! D=
[21:15:45] @ Z 1 : Can there be an arcane warrior, like can only do one or two forms of magic and a loss to warrior skill
[21:15:52] @ Konstantine : I need constant finaggling!
[21:21:51] Demon Eyes Kyo has joined the chat on Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:21 pm
[21:22:58] Ubuntu : Phew!
[21:23:22] Ubuntu : 39 of the 200ish years between SoS1 and 2 have been explained
[21:23:31] * Ubuntu finnagles Konny again | |
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Wesker
Overseer
Gender :
Number of posts : 667
Age : 33
| | Subject: Re: Chat Quotes Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:10 am | |
| [13:05:38] @ Albert Wesker : LELOOOOUUUCCCH>
[13:05:39] * Der Triggst revives and waits for the next boat
[13:05:47] @ Albert Wesker : Shit. 1:05.
[13:05:49] Der Triggst : SUZAKUUUUUU
[13:05:54] Der Triggst : Aye
[13:06:06] @ Albert Wesker : I'm going to say "SHIT: THE CURRENT TIME" every 5 minutes from here on out.
[13:06:12] @ Albert Wesker : NUNNARRRRRRRYYYYYYY
[13:07:01] @ Albert Wesker : LOLouch. He screams like a pansy.
[13:07:33] @ Albert Wesker : Shit: 1:07.
[13:07:41] @ Albert Wesker : I lied about the 5 minutes.
[13:08:09] * Albert Wesker beets Trigg with the SECOND SHOE
[13:08:23] Der Triggst : D=
[13:08:27] @ Albert Wesker : Secret two-shoe beetin techneek!
[13:08:29] * Der Triggst weeps
There's something to be said for sleep, which I can't seem to has right now.
Also, this:
[13:13:03] * Der Triggst is censored by the pope
[13:13:13] @ Albert Wesker : FUCK the pope
[13:13:20] @ Albert Wesker : Actually, no.
[13:13:24] @ Albert Wesker : Belay that order!
[13:13:32] Der Triggst : ?!
[13:13:36] * Der Triggst puts pants back on | |
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