Dead Frontier Crows

Crows suck. They fly in, and molest you with uber pecks that do more damage than an irradiated zombie bitch slapping you.

Peck to the eye >>>>>> scratch on the chest/arm

But even when they peck from behind, it still does enormous damage! And aren't a lot of people wearing these high quality armors and helmets which may or may not defend some vital areas of the neck?

I tend to imagine that they go for the groin. You'll notice that some of the upper level armours don't even have crotchplates.

Crow used drill peck!

It's super effective!

That means only three things, we're all either Grass, Bug or Fighting types! D: They know our weakness! Quick, someone get lightning in here to defend us!

I lol'd.

I didn't

W.Birkin wrote:

Crow used drill peck!

It's super effective!

That means only three things, we're all either Grass, Bug or Fighting types! D: They know our weakness! Quick, someone get lightning in here to defend us!

hahaha i coughed up my orange juice reading that

Speak for yourself Birkin i'm fire type and i torched all crows with my flamethrower (thompson). I cant remember the last time a crow hit me. It's those damn LA's and their fighting moves like "Mega Punch" and "Suplex" that get me xD

Hitmonchan....

NO

Hitmonlee was the best..

NO

Alakazam

I liked Kadabra more than Alakazam

Ghastly was the best.

Haunter was more of a pedo, and the last one looked too much like a Mario villian.

I think abra was best.

New pokemon chat in the game room continue that this there

(and jarki's right hitmonlee is the best)

Hitmonlee is obviously a pokemon Bruce Lee

so Jarki wins


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crows dont cause me any trouble at all. Only thing they do is a waste a good kill for my exterm missions when it should be an LA

Crows can only squawk in humiliation as they ram themselves ineffectively against the gristle-soaked teeth of my cruel cruel saw.

The only time they pose a threat is after I've completely stained the entire block with the crimson and black entrails of my slain enemies. It serves to camouflage those avian bastards.

Trigger wrote:

Crows can only squawk in humiliation as they ram themselves ineffectively against the gristle-soaked teeth of my cruel cruel saw.

lmao