Im new employee here and i love 2 swim , but when i went to company swimming pool , there is a keep out sign , what happen to the company swimming pool ? Is there a giant mutant behemoth bathing in pool or what ?

SK007
(Curios 2 know about it)

what the fuck are you talking about?

strong word there . chill . they say somethin about company pool ? i want to know what happen .

i've heard of no such thing :tipsy:

But bucky banzai told me there somethin happen to company pool .

O_o

*chases down Bucky to find out where the hell he built a pool*

Go get him , tiger . 8)

er the pool is a no go its just dangerous are experiments get dumped there

so that's where Trig came from

interesting

Three words

Aquatic
Rape
Bears

Swim at your own risk.

what about the sharks with friggin lazers on there heads and there smart

i swam in there and made friends with the experiments.

I guess you can't rape the willing. Have fun with your aquatic sex-partner bears!

Thanks guys for telling me about the company pool . Damn , we need an exterminator to clean up those mess ! , damn , i luv swim , looks like i need to construct new pool at the Umbrella HQ , damn those creatures take our old pool ! , dont worry guys , me gonna make new one , and will be guarded by some exterminator guards ,

(Planning pool facility , hire some labour , and begin the construction )

Buckaroo Banzai wrote:

I guess you can't rape the willing. Have fun with your aquatic sex-partner bears!

You're just jealous 'cus you can't swim.

(no time to chat , busy constructing new company pool , give order to labour make the pool more exclusive , busy planning the structure of the pool )

i damand the pool be filled with these

Ok Sir Kyo , im gonna let them be pool bodyguards

(Busy constructing new luxurios company pool )

The most luxurious pool in Umbrella Corporation will be finished in a week . (Tired working all day for the company pool) , (planning for feature , landscape , and design for the pool ) , place the dino and the shark as pool bodyguards (Sir Kyo demanded me ) .

YEA a new dumping ground are old one was getting kinda full

*30 trucks come out of no were and start dumping failed experiments into the new pool*

I always thought the old pool accidentally tapped into the sewage line.

i was wondering why last time i went fishing a walleye with legs walked outta the water and took my box of bait

We all know the pool got to be the way it is by me and Trigger transmitting our sexual diseases while swimming in it.

And yet you've let us swim alone in this new pool already. What a shame. Here comes our spawn already.



Furry crabs. In the new pool. We cut one up and put it in your lunch already. Do you like the taste of our furry crabs? You're now infected with them, just like the pool.

Too bad.

Quiet, you fool!! They'll find out where our secret gold is buried!!

meh i already found it and it was fools gold