Me and myself

Hiya Crestine, I am Pest02. I'm not sure if the auto-message gets sent to everyone, but I would like to warn you not to be offended if our clan starts acting weird.

Welcome. Nice to make your acquaintance.

Welcome, and again I apologize for the lack of greetings on Dead Frontier.

I'll give you full access momentarily

Welcome to Umbrella Crestine!

I'm William Birkin, second in command. I apologize for the lack of communication on the
DF forums as well. Firefox makes it incredibly hard to surf them, and I'm actually thinking
about switching to a different browser, but I digress.

We may tend to play up a serious role, that's hardly the case! We tend to be pretty laid
back and like to kid around. So don't be surprised if you see some strange things about.

That brings me to my next point. Please, don't feed any of the experiments unless you've
been authorized to do so. Trigger will reproduce if he eats too much, and we're still not all
that sure of what Moose is capable of, but his antlers are a force to be reckoned with. Also
do not go into the company pool. It's not safe.

That's the fun of it; you don't even know what will happen if you feed me too much. Will I turn into a gremlin? A behemoose? Let's hope not. But either way, he's right about the antlers.

Oh, I got off topic. Welcome to Umbrella Corporation! You sure picked a good clan to join. We're radical to the extreme!

bahahaha... behemoose... good times x3

Hello there fellow denizen.

Hola! Watch out for those bandersnatches and chupacabras. They'll scratch your eyes out and steal your innocence at the same time. Or was that me? Unlike elephants, we owls are a rather forgetful species. Forgetful, and prone to random acts of destructive violence.

*Blows a hole in the wall and flies out, mauling two employees and a bear on accident*

*Forgets where he was going*

It's duck hunt!

*shoots as owl appears*

:Hp3:

*Screeches angrily, and fires his massive laser at Jen*

*intervenes and shoots Trigger with portal gun and sends him back to the 5th dimension where he belongs*

*Wanders the Multiverse for seventy decades, before returning to the Lylat system to claim his vengeance*

*Fires every missile in the world at Corneria*

*Fox McCloud attacks Trigger*

*Counters with Luke Skywalker*

*Counters with Yoda*

*Counters with Blackula*

*Counters with black God*

I win forever

!!!

*Counters with far too much sawdust*

*counters with window opening skills*

*Counters with barrel roll*

*counters with lasers*