David 800 Application

Hello, im am here to apply. Please provide us with your profile link. Go to your profile and click Summary, then copy the URL and then paste it here:
http://fairview.deadfrontier.com/onlinezombiemmo/index.php?action=profile;u=2150926;sa=summary

What level are you?
27

Which Class (Policeman, Soldier, Etc.) Are you?
Soldier

Which position would you like to apply for?
Economic Section

Which weapon types are you proficient with?
Melee/Pistol

Why do you wish to join Umbrella?

I like to hang out with ppl.
Plus, this clan is cool lol.

How will Umbrella benefit from accepting you, and how will you benefit from joining Umbrella?

I loot every day or every chance i get.
With the extra supplies, i can give them to Umbrella.
I can also supply the bank as i receive $2000 from looting and and extra thousands from missions.

What other experience with online guilds/clans do you have?
I used to be in 5 clans in Stick Arena, made my own clan, and website.

How often do you play?
Every day. Or sumtimes, every 2 days the most.


Is there anything else that you think we should know about you?
I do Exterminator missions, I always like to joke, rarely mad, and like to have fun :]

Accepted. Welcome to Umbrella!

I'll give you full access momentarily.

Greetings. Avoid the pool, avoid Konny, avoid Jen, avoid the Behemoose....don't touch the walls, flat surfaces, rough surfaces.....

Pest02 wrote:

Greetings. Avoid the pool, avoid Konny, avoid Jen, avoid the Behemoose....don't touch the walls, flat surfaces, rough surfaces.....

......

No jen flirting either. She will rip off your balls (or rip out ovaries)

But really, welcome. I am HellBlaze.

LOL, ok thx :]

GREETINGS!!!

you should try out the cake.

*whispers* It's in my van.

thx, but im more of a pie man myself :p

*strangles David and puts the lifeless body into his van where he will remove his organs to sell on the black market*

Dont go around the lab...
thats birkin's area and like he says..
"stay out of the pool" trust me i know
i was a rookie onces

pool? wut u mean 0_o

since you dont know please dont fall in

it's down the hall on the left. You should try it out.

also, you don't have any kidneys, a liver, or your heart's entire left ventricle. It's a miracle that you're still alive.

wait, IM ALIVE?!?!?! I thought i was david :p.

well you're not.

if i am dead, then how can i talk 0_o. Or maybe im a ghost.......

you're running on umbrella property organs

WE OWN YOU!!!

i dont know if thats a good or a bad thing........

it's bad

we can now do the really inhumane experiments on you.

ooo, that sounds cool. i always wanted to have an extra arm

actually we remove them and turn you into a aquatic rape bear.

Those happen to be what live in the pool along with the yeast infected AIDS, sharks with lasers, and elmo.

wait, im a platypus??

You're an aquatic rape bear.

They told you to stay away from the pool, Did they not?