Dead GLAS

It was an epic battle!

...

Well, not really. I had one more left to kill on an extermination mission in South Greyton, and the GLA appeared. I killed one of his guard, and they stopped spawning. It was terribly easy, to be honest.



Good thing I left that irradiated infected blood sample mission going... and I got a HK69 grenade launcher from his corpse.

NICE.

Kick back with a beer. You deserve it!

Chocolate milk is better and healthier. Do that instead!

Milk? Pfft.

Grab a root beer.

screw them both

Sam Adams, always a good decision.

you know it. Gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of your mouth!

haha family guy quote, but naw tried that before and TV lied.

I used John Jameson, that kicked the taste right out, and preped me for round 2

On today's menu...



So I was in central Molebow, and things were quiet. No problem. As I entered the former restaurant, there were afew walking longarms. No problem. Inside the kitchen all was empty, I take afew more steps inside and this GLA walks in behind me. Ambush!

GLA: Huhuhu. Lets rush 'um, goys!

SLA1: Wooooyeah!

SLA2: KOWABUNGAAAA!

SLA3: I'm gonna join in to cause the fool some lag!

SLA4: AIE!!!!

Of course, I was nearly dead in mere seconds. And yet... they had underestimated the power of the hide-behind-an-object-so-all-the-zombies-bounce-away-method.

GLA: No, you idiots! Go behind the cooker. His armor is broken, and he is injured. One hit will finish him, grinder or no.

SLA: ARRRRRRRR... ARRRRRRR... ARRRRRRRR... Its no good boss, we keep bouncing off this cooker.

GLA: Must I do everything myself?

*walks behind cooker*

Your puny grinder will not suffice, bwahahaha! Ow, ow, ow.

*gets knocked back*

Hmmm. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Damn you.

*starts running*

Owowowowowowoh!

*dies*

SLA5: The boss is dead?

SLA8: Continue bouncing manuevers.

SLA3: I will start spinning!

SLA2: I will join you in that spinning!!

I died shortly thereafter. All that for a Grey Mesh SLX.


(If anyone else has a GLA story or whatnot, with pictures, I'd like to hear it. Hohoho.)

lol!

In Wolfstable, and all I got was a Stell AUG. Because the room has no lootables there was not even a bloodsample either.

I believe the expression is: FAIL.




One more, today.

This one was cowering inside the last room I had to search, again in Wolfstable. A mastercrafted shovel was on his corpse. Quite poor. But at least he will get a good burial.




The GLA strikes back. So if you heard a "FUUUUUU-" in South Greyton then, well, ya'know.



Today, on the 23rd, we found a Kukri. Oh Joy.



26th May. Killed another at the Wolfs, central section left, indoors. His army eventually chased me down however. I wonder what he had?

29th. A Woodaxe was on today's GLA, at Moledale Park. Picture below.



Found another GLA, in Wolfstable again. I thought I was going to get swarmed, yet it did not occur. Stealth looting does have its advantages then.

Yup. Best loot ever.

octoph lucky bastard! I want a grinder! Ive never gotten one.

They're certainly a lot of tun. 'Tis why I carry no less than three with me at all times.

A new post, if only for todays excellent GLAloot. Huzzahz, for the Golden Membership.

Earlier today I killed another (no screenshot) and got a Kolt Anaconda.



A fantastic shovel!

why must everyone else get good loot from GLAs? I've killed 12 or 15 of them or so, best I've picked up is a sabre.

Maybe the location you killed them was not Wolfstable?

Just dispatched another to zombie heaven.



4th June - Another Kris.



Every time I try to loot Wolfstable, a GLA appears. Ruining my looting run or worse. I got this aggrevating glowstick though (below).

Two rooms later than this I found a MC Ronan Pro lying around. Go figure.



Still the 4th. Found another, which would be about one every half an hour today. Killed it, but could not pilfer his corpse goodables.

Got one. It had a Wood Axe. No screen.

Another in the picture below.



The last one for today.



6th & 7th - Killed about 15 or more. Most worthwhile loot was a Grey Reactive SLX/RX-2.