happy bday birkin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TIME TO SING A SONG!

LADI DA DI DA DI SINGING A SONG!

Time for some music:

Happy Burfday!

May your yard NOT be filled with zombies on this glorious day.... Which was actually yesterday.

Now I feel like an ass.

Well, best wishes to you anyway!

Catalyst wrote:

If I told myself I would have gotten married 5 years ago, I would have made out with myself.

Creepy, but I'm pretty enough to make it look hot.

what?

give us pictures/video to prove what you said is true

My family tried throwing me a surprise party.

Unfortunately they underestimated my guessing skills. That, and they sent the worst
possible person to fetch me. As soon as he said my sis wanted to ask me "some serious
questions," I thought. "Oh, quaint. They've got a surprise for me."

I was right

We had cheeseburgers, ranch doritos, and chawklet cake.

W.Birkin wrote:

chawklet cake.

the cake is a lie, Birkin.

Dumbo El Magnifico wrote:

W.Birkin wrote:

chawklet cake.

the cake is a lie, Birkin.

Normally I would agree, but no. Not this one. I know this because I planted it deep down into my
belly. I only wish I had some ice cream to be its companion.

W.Birkin wrote:

Dumbo El Magnifico wrote:

W.Birkin wrote:

chawklet cake.

the cake is a lie, Birkin.

Normally I would agree, but no. Not this one. I know this because I planted it deep down into my
belly. I only wish I had some ice cream to be its companion.

The party was a lie.

You're a lie !

I am not saying happy birthday to Birkin.

This doesn't count.

W.Birkin wrote:

You're a lie !

Your life is a lie

Dumbo El Magnifico wrote:

W.Birkin wrote:

You're a lie !

Your life is a lie

That's actually not far from the truth.


Whoa, mind fuck.

Did someone say mind fuck?