Welcome to Advanced Security Solutions

Welcome to the Umbrella Corporation Advanced Security Solutions hotline.

Advanced Security Solutions takes pride in its affiliation with the Umbrella Corporation, and therefore offers a 50% or better discount on all mercenary services offered.

Advanced Security Solutions wishes all Umbrella Corporation employees a fantastic day, and is willing to fix it, if it is not as fantastic as it could be.

Please post a new thread per requested service.

Services offered:

Awe's Loan Service:
Awe is both rich, and frivolous. Therefore, he offers a specific loan service to all Umbrella Corporation Employees. Rates and credit are handled on a per-case basis. Please make your loan request in a new thread, not in PM to awe548.
How this works: Ask for a loan amount. Awe, or another ASS representative will answer your request and quote a rate. Once it is agreed upon, the amount will be delivered.

Banzai's 3rd Party Trading:
Buckaroo Banzai is trustworthy, and has no desire in your high-valued items. However, scamming happens. If you're getting a little in over your head on a trade, Buckaroo offers a 3rd party trading service 'FREE' to all Umbrella Corporation employees.
How this works: In a new thread, give the usernames of both players involved in the trade, and the items both sides will be trading. Buckaroo will contact both sides through PM and will wait until both parties have offered the items for trade to 'HIM'. He will then accept those offers and send the items to the opposite parties. In the event of a busted trade, all items will be returned to the proper owner.

Biggy's OA Rounds of Death:
Biggy has retired but left his name here in his honor!

ASS Cade:
Need a cade somewhere? Anywhere? We can do it. Basic rates for PT's:
Grey: Free to Umbrella Employees
Purple: Free to Umbrella Employees
Red: 1k
Dark Red: 2k
Red LongArm: 3k
GLAZ: 5k + ammo costs
Cading other buildings:
For each set of barricades needed per building, the formula for cading is (C * Zone) / 2.
So, if you wish to have a building in GLAZ barricaded, and it requires 5 barricades, the total will be: (5*5)/2 = 12.5k

ASS Escort:
Having trouble with those exterm missions? Need a grinding partner? Can't seem to find a friend capable of protecting you out in the deep, dark, scary inner city? Well just call on your buddies at ASS! Rates are determined on a per-case basis, with excellent deals offered to Umbrella Corporation Employees.

Loan's put loan's!!!!

Ahhhh i love being frivolous anyways i say we're doing pretty good once we can get a decant stock it will help us with Clan's or Helping People with TS or TPK run's.

Helping people like me who is going to TPK next week on monday

So like contributing meds and ammo to a specific player in the event of a TPK or TPS run.

yes. we can do that. Bio: we can offer 1-2 freebies per day, and the rest of food/meds at a drastically discounted price. TPK sounds like you're gonna need quite a few neros, plus some food and ammo. make a thread about it under the help desk, and we'll see what we can do for you.

Will do

my services will be offered, but not at this time

Hmmmm.... I was thinking a service for taking people into the city to loot or do missions. I cannot do GLA territory but I am happy to go anywhere before that.

That's basically what we are doing with ASS Escort.

Ah. I see.

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