Pengor has convinced me to excrete another medieval RP.

It'll be short and sweet.

We're members of some fictional battalion during some fictional war. We start out in some fictional bar/strip-club, and somehow end up in a fictional dungeon filled with fictional traps, tigers, and tits.

Fill out the sign-up sheet, and we'll have our little adventure.

Name -
Gender -
Age - (Can be between 17 and 21. We can have one significantly older person as our leader)
Weapon of Choice - (Magic is an option)
Shortest Bio Ever -

Name - Dildus Ejacleus

Gender - Male

Age - 18

Weapon of Choice - Longsword

Shortest Bio Ever - Dildus lost both of his parents at the tender age of zero. After being ripped from his mother's womb by a pack of gay wolves, he was carried away to a magical forest, where he was raised by said gay wolves. But eventually he killed them all with fire, and found his way back to civilization. Then war was declared.

Name - Valdarous Smothsmar

Gender - Male

Age - 36

Weapon of Choice - Spear

Shortest Bio Ever - Having volunteered for the service long before the war was declared, he has experienced much training but little actual combat. The war has come on too late for him, much of his bloodlust has gone in his mid-life. But he must still lead his unit into battle.

Name - wolf
Gender - male
Age - 600 ( they live very long lives age 600 is like 20 years old to them)
Weapon of Choice - Dane Axe
Shortest Bio Ever - is a lycan ( a race of human wolf type people are kinda like vikings but lycans) is only fighting since he got captured and he fighting for his freedom

Name - Grey

Gender - Male

Age - 17

Weapon of Choice - Necromancy and Fire Magic

Shortest Bio Ever - He accidentally killed his entire family with a fireball. He has since honed his magical abilities.

Name - Omega

Gender - Male

Age - Unknown

Weapon Of Choice - Demonic Magic

Shortest Bio Ever - His age is unknown. To him time simply does not matter. He has no morals and cares for nothing. He has no real name but has become known as Omega as if he is the last thing his victims see. This war is nothing more than a squabble between childish fools to him but he sees no reason he can't enjoy it while it lasts.

Name - Gregory Gradsworth

Gender - Male

Age - 21

Weapon of Choice - HIS FISTS! (sometimes the double bladed axe)

Shortest Bio Ever - Gregory was raised in a remote lumber yard by his father Gregory and his grandfather Gregory. Everyone in the camp was named Gregory. They all worked as mighty lumberjacks who would cut down the greatest trees of the world. Gregory learned many things from the many Gregorys. The most important of which was the best way to beat the living hell out of someone with your bear arms. BEAR ARMS!

Nice to see that so many of you can follow instructions.

*Repeals the character age restriction*

Sounds like someone forced you to make an RP reallllly quickly. I don't think I'll be joining.

Sounds like you understand the gist of the situation.

Trigger wrote:

Nice to see that so many of you can follow instructions.

*Repeals the character age restriction*

17 to 21? That's too young to be a competent anything. You need to be at least 30 to be a good mage, 20 to be a good swordsman, and 25 to be a decent archer. They were too low. Either way, I'll edit.

As short as the RP is, I planned for the story to involve this horrible shitstorm uber-violent war in which most of the older folks are long dead.

You know. Sort of a, "The younglings must take up their fathers' swords" sort of thing.