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Synyster Gates
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PostSubject: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyThu Jun 17, 2010 4:38 pm

Hello Umbrella I am a new UBCS member here heres a summary of me.

I am Lv.36 Boxer. I Train in blades and Rifles. I have max Critical and high accuracy.
I wear exterminator mesh.I speak mild spanish. I will "take out" any of umbrella's trash. Introduction of Chris Valensula 285832
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyThu Jun 17, 2010 5:33 pm

Greeting new UBCS member
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyThu Jun 17, 2010 5:34 pm

Welcome. I hope you enjoy your stay with us. Stay away from the pool.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyThu Jun 17, 2010 6:57 pm

Yes whatever you do it is not to get near the company pool
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Name: Odin
Weapons: .50 Taurus Raging Bull, Shoulder Harness Knife, Weighted Throwing Knife, Dual Concealed .22 Pistols, Garrote Wire
Items: Spare Ammo, Zippo,Ciggerettes

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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptySun Jun 27, 2010 10:41 am

Their just joking here let me take you for a tour of the pool.
*walks Chris Valensula to the company pool*
You know you can get a much better view from inside the pool.
*kicks Chris Valensula into the pool*
*locks the pool*
Ahhh I remember my first time on the clan...spent the night in that pool.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptySun Jun 27, 2010 10:56 am

This pool is reserved for the exceptionally hetero Runescape players, thanks.

The only people allowed in the pool are me and Trigger. And our especially furry crabs.

Introduction of Chris Valensula Yeti-crab-weird-creature

Wesker and Birkin can join at will, of course.
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Items: Spare Ammo, Zippo,Ciggerettes

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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptySun Jun 27, 2010 11:26 am

Please tell me thats a real animal! Thats freaking awesome....I really should get round to giving runescape another try...I think I have an account kicking around somewhere in their database.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptySun Jun 27, 2010 12:34 pm

oh... oh... I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

On a completely different note, Welcome to Umbrella Corporation!
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptySun Jun 27, 2010 1:06 pm

It's called a yeti crab, and it does exist. Everything you ever wanted to know about it can be read on this wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiwa_hirsuta
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyTue Jun 29, 2010 11:30 pm

ChrisValensula wrote:
I will "take out" any of umbrella's trash. Introduction of Chris Valensula 285832

Nice to know you have low standards.. but to my knowledge we don't have any whores on the site.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyWed Jun 30, 2010 12:58 am

Then your knowledge is limited.

*Gets very naked*
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyWed Jun 30, 2010 1:06 am

Trigger, i find it hard to see how you can get any more naked then you always are.
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Items: Spare Ammo, Zippo,Ciggerettes

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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyWed Jun 30, 2010 3:00 am

Dumbo El Magnifico wrote:
Trigger, i find it hard to see how you can get any more naked then you always are.

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...need I say more?
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PostSubject: Re: Introduction of Chris Valensula   Introduction of Chris Valensula EmptyWed Jun 30, 2010 5:40 am

Dumbo El Magnifico wrote:
Trigger, i find it hard to see how you can get any more naked then you always are.

I took out my contacts. ;)
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