WE HAVE A PROBLEM

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 2

our top secret T-virus has been stolen by AVON! ! !

click here to read more --->http://io9.com/5170303/avon-is-peddling-umbrella-corps-t+virus-skin-salve

Subject: Re: WE HAVE A PROBLEM Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:21 pm

...want now...actually my nan works for avon so I could get some of that...i'll be back in a bit.

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 24 Age : 31

MR. death wrote:: our top secret T-virus has been stolen by AVON! ! !

We have to retrieve it!!

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 490 Age : 38

Old news is old.

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 24 Age : 31

How old is it?

The Bartender Gender : Number of posts : 72 Age : 31

Topic moved to the Cafeteria.

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 24 Age : 31

Right where it belongs

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 490 Age : 38

bout a year or so.

Subject: Re: WE HAVE A PROBLEM Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:44 pm

I wonder if they still stock it though...still want...and bad MR. Death find something new or do what I do. Make a joke or post something funny to distract the dipshits, though I think from what i've seen Birkin is actually reasonably intelligent so that may not work in this case...

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 490 Age : 38

Intelligent like a homing pigeon!

Subject: Re: WE HAVE A PROBLEM Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:25 am

Yep no matter where you go or where you hide Birkin will find you...what happens after that depends on his mood....or what he's drunk or eaten in the past few hours.

Veteran Gender : Number of posts : 490 Age : 38

Typically it involves much fornication with your throat, voluntarily or otherwise. Then, my
spawn will burst from your chest like many novel movies spawned from an 80's epic sci-fi
thriller.

Pony Supreme Gender : Number of posts : 170 Age : 27

What about Companion Cube? I hear that he's one hell of a guy.

Subject: Re: WE HAVE A PROBLEM Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:26 am

Dumbo El Magnifico wrote:: What about Companion Cube? I hear that he's one hell of a guy.

You haven't been in this conversation until now.

And you know you've watched aliens too much when you like the sound of what Birkin said...or it might have something to do with it being Birkin...no...its the aliens thing.

Pony Supreme Gender : Number of posts : 170 Age : 27

Well I'll just respond when that makes any sense...at all.

Don't hold your breath, sugar tits

Edit: well having read what was posted again due to short memory because of the lack of sleep i can still say that there is little correlation between my post and Birkin's.