Do you like Synyster Gates?

Simple enough question. I was recently told that no one in the clan likes me, which I think is a bit of a far fetched and exaggerated claim. So just answer truthfully, and remember all the times I've annoyed you over the years.

You're O.K in my books. Well, most of them.

You can be a douche, but a descent one at that.

!?!?!?

Way more people like me than I thought. *Buys everyone friendship coke*

Cus...when we delete your topic for being stupid and immature before, the right thing to do is make it again...

Ohhh. I thought I decided not to make it last night. You tricked me D=<.

No seriously, tell me next time you delete something so there's no confusion.

Synyster Gates wrote:

!?!?!?

Way more people like me than I thought. *Buys everyone friendship coke*

LMAO. So far there are 3.

QUIT BEING SO DAMN EMO.

And I like you. you gave me a friendship coke.

Buckaroo Banzai wrote:

QUIT BEING SO DAMN EMO.

And I like you. you gave me a friendship coke.

I forgot about the coke. *makes another profile to vote*

*Cries and cuts self because most people don't like me anymore*

Used to be like the nicest guy on here.

You slowly degraded. But I wouldn't go so far as to say that I don't like you.

But, you really need to cut it back sometimes. Like, a lot.

If I were to weigh in seriously.

What Jarki said, used to be one of the nicest people on here. But over time you became more offensive, your personality more forceful, more relentless in your quest to make your opinions known and to drive people into the ground with them. As I am currently writing this, I would easily say you are one of the only people I can say that I truly hate. You have time and time again pissed me and other members of the clan off. Been ruthlessly aggressive to another friend of mine, and acted downright selfish, valuing yourself over others. You are, in short, an internet sociopath now.

Does this mean I never liked you? No. We used to be friends, and I've tried remaining friends with you a few different times. But each time ended the same, and with you putting the blame on me. There was a time when I almost started to believe that something was wrong with ME. That is, until other members of the clan started having similar problems with you. Why anyone would choose to act the way you do is beyond me, but if it floats your boat than keep doing it. But why make a topic about it? Do you expect pity or something? Or are you just going to rub the fact that 5 people said they like you into our faces? I don't know and I may or may not be kinda drunk as I write this. The point is, I voted for the 4th option.

I voted for the fourth as well.

And, I have to say, I probably wouldn't like you if I didn't take constant breaks from UC like I do. However, as whenever you do start bullshit, I simply just leave the site for a few days (and I honestly haven't seen anything bad in quite a bit, as probably the only place to see it is on the chatbox, and you and me are NEVER on it at the same time).

But, as of my posting this right now, I cannot honestly say I do or don't like you.

I'm pretty sure the guy who voted he never liked me was Kanden. Which means Havoc either never voted, or he actually voted he sometimes likes me?! Havoc! Come in here and vote if you haven't!

I voted that I used to like you. A long time ago I enjoyed your company but over the years you have changed for the worse and I no longer enjoy being around you

I think the poll is actually better now. Pengy and Jarki said they voted for the fourth option, and so did Havoc and two other people, so now I guess I have to start popping out babies. Or rather, help them conceive babies.

*Gets the stork baby delivery service on the line*

*me is here for the friendship coke*

ZOMG, why you give that coke to our friends?

I forgot to tell you that I accidentally drop some toxic waste on your coke

Sorry

Pfft, Hunk, we swim in the company pool. A little toxic waste in our digestive system is nothing.

Being that I am likely your most steadfast UC friend, I shall divulge my many opinions of you. I know not what I hope to accomplish with this post, but here it is.

1. When I'm alone with you, you're dandy-fine. In fact, you're enjoyable to be around. Since my reactions to your humor vary from the norm, (being that I take no offense to 99.3% of all personal slights) I'm able to tolerate your mannerisms with ease. When you boast about how superior your character is to mine, I just shrug it off, since it's pretty much the truth. I don't even bring up the many ways in which my character beats yours, simply because I don't care to be a braggart. Furthermore, I wish not to give rise to your naturally combative nature.

One might ask why I hang out with you, if that's the case. The simple fact is that somehow, despite your flaws and disagreeable tendencies, I somehow find you fun to be around. Your taste for nonsense coincides with mine quite well... Purely light-hearted nonsense that is (like in the chatbox), which is completely different than the type of nonsense discussed in my next point.

2. However, when you're around someone with a slightly more combative nature than mine, they're bound to respond to you in a manner that fuels the most negative aspects of your personality. For example, when Pengy tries to point out the backwards logic you like to employ, you waste no time in pointing out his faults and/or mistakes using the same backwards logic most people try to avoid using.

With your ability to use backwards logic, (And ability to seemingly believe the crazed things you say) you effectively become an unstoppable being that wonders around, shouting psycho-babble, and generally ruining everyone's fun.

There was an expanse of time during which Pengor was able to shrug off your insults, as I do. In fact, for awhile, you didn't undermine his existence at all. You both got along swell, and I've no idea why you reverted back to your old ways. You seem to lack all sense of empathy, and are completely incapable of putting yourself in someone else's shoes. Perhaps you see your behavior as "just kidding around," but just because you see it that way, doesn't mean that all parties do.

And you repeatedly reject all suggestions to at least TRY to think before you speak.

3. When you're around someone with a similar mindset as you, or at least someone that's both willing and able to match your psychotic tendencies, (Which is rare. I'll use that annoying friend of yours as an example.) you become an entirely different person. I suspect you only do this for "fun," but the truth is that only you and your troll friend find it amusing. You're your worst self when around someone that not only tolerates your behavior, but amplifies it.

And uh,... Really? I only have three opinions of you? Hmph.

Anyway, to most normal people your nature is tolerable at best, and deplorable at worst. I really wish I knew how to fix you, but you are the way you are. I'll continue to accept you, but I can't say the same for anyone else.

I hope I didn't sound too harsh.

Synyster Gates wrote:

I'm pretty sure the guy who voted he never liked me was Kanden. Which means Havoc either never voted, or he actually voted he sometimes likes me?! Havoc! Come in here and vote if you haven't!

I just now showed up in this thread, for the first time. Was not me.

The word of the day is TROLL people, say it with me, troll. T-R-O-L-L

Z 1 wrote:

The word of the day is TROLL people, say it with me, troll. T-R-O-L-L

Cave or bridge?

Cave trolls are the ones that cant be reasoned with, bridge trolls allow others into their fun.

I was thinking more along the lines of the kind that live in internet forums. Most cases show these trolls where not hugged enough as children, and have found an outlet on the internet, where they have mistaken the feelings of hate and aggression they cause, as affection.

>_>