Have a very merry... Whatever you celebrate

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Content Kwanzaa! Witty Wintumber! Awesome Atheisticholidayseasonbasedcelebration!

Whatever you celebrate, I hope you don't die, because that wouldn't be cool. ^_^

Anyways, have a happy holiday season and a happy new year! I'll see you guys January 1st.



And watch out for Santa. He's a crafty bastard.

You too. Take care of yourself.

Haven't you ever heard merry fricking christmas, the south park song? It doesn't matter what you celebrate. Forget the other holidays. It's Jesus's birthday. Christmas is the only important holiday.

In other news, thanks to me being drawn back here via PM yet again, I will post something funny that I just got finished doing.

I just got back from Walmart. And I walked around, and said "Merry Christmas" to random people. Some actually said "Merry Christmas" back, and some ignored me. But like 60% gave me a dirty look, looked confused, and one old lady even gave me the finger.

What the heck is wrong with the world. Christianity is what the country is built on. Nowadays we have to say "holidays" instead of Christmas. And I will now share with you some fun facts about Christmas that you may not know.

The wreath: How many people have wreaths hanging on their front doors? How many of you have seen a wreath? Probably 99% of you will answer yes to one of those questions, but here's a tricky question: who knows what the wreath means?

It symbolizes the crown of thorns Jesus wore on his head on the way to the cross. We hang it on our doors (for some reason we chose that location) during Christmas in remembrance of his death. The holly berries on the wreath sympolizes Jesus's blood from the thorns digging into his head.

The angel on top of trees: It's a widely known fact that in heaven there is angels. Yeah, this isn't a cool fact, but go complain to your forefathers, they invented it.

Speaking of forefathers, they came to this country for freedom to beleive in their religion. As well as other people to beleive in other religions. But here we are, Christians, being thrown out and our religion being stomped on by politically correct retards that believe Christianity is a myth. As is Chanukkah, because even THAT has been outlawed.

I think it's really funny that people want to be rid of god so badly. "Get out of our schools, God! Get out of our conversations, God! Get out of our TV shows, God! Get out of our music, God! Get out of our Pledge of Allegiance, God! Get out of our textbooks, God!

Boom. Katrina hits New Orleans.

WHERE ARE YOU GOD!!?!?!!!!?! WHY WAS GOD NOT HERE TO PROTECT US!?!?!?!??!

Hmmm, I wonder. You know God's up there screaming "MAKE UP YOUR FREAKIN MINDS!!!!"

I heard there is no Christmas,
In the silly Middle East..
No Trees, no Snow, no Santa Claus,
They have Different Religious beliefs..
They Believe in Muhammad,
And not in our Holiday..
And so every December,
I go to the Middle East and say..

Hey there Mr. Muslim, Merry *bleep* Christmas
Put down that book 'The Koran'
and hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' Birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim butt
And Frickin' celebrate.

There is no holiday season
In India, I've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to India and shout..

Hey there Mr. Hinduist,
Merry *bleep* Christmas
Drink egg nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu butt,
And frickin' celebrate.

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why I'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

Hey there Mr. Shintoist,
Merry *bleep* Christmas
God is gonna kick your butt You
infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
Merry frickin' Christmas to you.

On Christmas Day, I travel
'round the world and say..
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddists
and all you atheists too!
Merry Frickin' Christmas.. to
you!!!!!

Mr. Garrison - South Park's Merry Fricking Christmas

Don't question South Park. Merry Christmas.

...Syn, maybe I misjudged you.

Your ranting because your angry at people that aren't Christian?
How very Christian of you, Syn.



Edit: Happy Holidays btw.

I don't celebrate holidays, I only play along to make other people happy.

Oh.

Happy non-holidays than?

Lol...

This is what gives Christians a bad name?

Though I think it was very stupid people were being mean about you telling them Merry Christmas. Why can't they just take that as whatever holiday they are celebrating. It's the most popular holiday in North America. They might as well go to the mall and shoot down the Santa that people take pictures with >.>

*ahem* like I was saying before the thread got hit with a bulldozer. Have a happy and safe holiday season. (I don't actually leave until early tomorrow)

We will Trigger, hope you do the same.

Well...except the leaving part, you aren't doing that.
No, seriously.

*chains Trigger's ankle to this thread*

But... but...

Ah, well. *pulls out Gameboy and starts playing Fire Emblem*

I lurv Fire Emblem!!!!

*sits down and plays Fire Emblem with Trigger*

Nah, but seriously. Have an awesome holiday.

PS. I do love Fire Emblem :3

I don't get angry at Jewish people when they say Happy Chanukkah! They have it just as bad! It was less of a Christian and and more of an anti people who hate religions rant.

EDIT: With some cool Christian facts thrown in.

You dun lurvs it more than me! *plays fire emblem faster*

*sighs and watches the two of them play Fire Emblem*
Mine got eaten by a dog...

*meanwhile, at the hall of justice*


no clue.

Merry Cristmas everyone!! Oh and BTW do whatever I do when someone talks s*** for that say ahh well if you are incapable of enjoying my wishes to you and your's on this occasion then may you and all your kin be raped by camels untill you have massive anal tearage and cannot sit for at least 6 months, oh and have a crappy new year too.

I'm pretty sure you can get arrested for that Duo.

Anyway, this morning I went back to Walmart to try my next experiment: saying Happy Chanukkah to everyone. And the results were thus:

90% of the poeple ignored me. Either they ignored me because they didn't like anything that wasn't "holidays" or they just had no clue what Chanukkah means. I would believe the latter, as I'm in the bible belt and have seen maybe 1 Jewish church in my city.

The other 10% said Happy Chanukkah or Merry Christmas back to me. No angry looks. No fingers.

So my analysis of these past two days is that no religion is appreciated. But many people are angry at Christians. Maybe it's cause we burned their ancestors as witches or something.

Or maybe because people tend to not like things that are different than them.

It's because people are prejudice in the means that they think all Christians are trying to shove their religions down other people's throats, when quite frankly, that's only a small minority of us, and most of them that do that are all Catholic >.>

And most of the ignoring people are probably people who are either

A) Not used to being told Happy Holidays in any form outside of friends and family
B) Shy
C) Find you weird
D) Are just plain rude

Or E) Don't see the point of wishing happy holidays due to s*** fucking with them.

Tomorrow I'm going to test and see what people say when I wish them a witty wintumber.

Went to the mall today and got in a fight. Mentioned the camel thing to this guy that that was talking crap. So apparently in his culture sex with camels is a very sacred thing so he was pissed. Long story short won't be going back to Winchester for a while untill the heat cools down, and I was heard to say as I dashed from the cops Merry Chrstmas to all and you'll never take me alive.

I wish you taught my Science class Duo.