HI! BILLY MAYS HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT WORTHLESS CRAP YOU DON'T NEED IN MY ANNOYING LOAD VOICE!

Yeah, the title kinda sums it all up. I hate that guy.

*snickers*

thats funny

D= I'm sorry Billy Mays!

now i remember why i keep dissapearing x.x

Ha! I was thinking that just yesterday. I don't hate him nearly as much as the annoying guy from the Sham-wow and Slap-chop commercials though...

They remind me why I rarely watch tv anymore.

I lol'd

Sham-Wow dude is alright.... I hate the Slap-Chop thing.

I have this horrible mental image of it being used as a home circumcision tool and it goes horribly wrong!!! D:


...anyways.

...if you get mental images of that type...you may want to get some help...

...we covered that already.

At the least, Billy Mays doesn't get caught when he beats down a prostitute.

He first kills her by forcing OxyClean down her throat. Then, he takes her out back and digs a hole with his AWESOME AUGER. When she's buried, he returns to the scene of the crime and cleans up with Zorbeez.

Billy Mays - 1
Vince Offer/Shlomi - 0

Necro-Posting causes cancer in kittens.


But Vince uses a shovel instead of an Auger, so he gets points for respecting the classics.

And the moment that you give a flying fuck about "necro-posting," you need to re-evaluate your life.

Oh yes, I've done quite a bit of re-evaluating over the years. At the moment, necro-posting, rape, murder, and bestiality are on the no-no list.

And only a day over two months since the last post, as well. It's like you dug up a frozen Mammoth and skull-fucked it on the day after it's deathday!

A day over two months... Yes. That sure qualifies as thread necromancy.

Good job on pointing that out! Boy. Thank you.

Yes sir, yes sir. Things die quick around these here parts when left alone. Just like a baby left in a car in Nevada, whilst the parents mill about the local Wal-Mart. You're dealing with some uber powerful form of necromancy I've never even heard of before.

Anyways, that really don't bother us none what you do with the dead. We use dead moles to play billiards, and the bodies of our dead co-workers to keep the stove lit. We think Syn uses them for his personal pleasure, but we try not to pry into his personal affairs.

Hell, most dead threads usually wind up as some crazed form of pseudo orgy room. Not entirely sure why this particular thread was unaffected, seeing as how it was popular enough to see a second page.

Anyway, feel free to necro-post as you please! As long as you stay away from my massive pile of jiggies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He's dead! He was so cool too!