Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.
Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as
"my life according to (band name)"

Pick your Artist: Gorrilaz

Describe Yourself:“Superfast Jellyfish”

How do you feel: “Feel Good Inc.”

Describe where you currently live: “Slow Country”

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: “Some Kind Of Nature”

Your favorite form of transportation: “Pirate Jet”

Your best friend is: “Clint Eastwood”

You and your best friends are: “Empire Ants”

What's the weather like: “November Has Come”

Favorite time of day: “Starshine”

Your last relationship: “All Alone”

Your fear: “Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head”

What is the best advice you have to give: “DARE”

Thought for the Day: “Man Research”

How I would like to die: “Kids With Guns”

My soul's present condition: “Cloud Of Unknowing”

My motto: “Every Planet We Reach Is Dead”

Pick your Artist: Metallica

Describe Yourself:“One”

How do you feel: “Holier than thou”

Describe where you currently live: “Wherever I may roam"

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: “Through the Never”

Your favorite form of transportation: “The four horsemen”

Your best friend is: “Master of puppets”

You and your best friends are: “Metal militia”

What's the weather like: “Stone cold crazy”

Favorite time of day: “Dyers eve”

Your last relationship: “Ain't my bitch”

Your fear: “Creeping death”

What is the best advice you have to give: “To live is to die”

Thought for the Day: “Jump in the fire”

How I would like to die: “Overkill”

My soul's present condition: “Am I Evil”

My motto: “No remorse”

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Pick your Artist: Melvins

Describe Yourself: "Night Goat"

How do you feel: “Going Blind”

Describe where you currently live: "A Vast Filthy Prison"

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "The Brain Center at Whipples"

Your favorite form of transportation: “The Talking Horse”

Your best friend is: “Magic Pig Detective”

You and your best friends are: “Dead Dressed”

What's the weather like: “It's Shoved”

Favorite time of day: “Starshine”

Your last relationship: “Spread Eagle Beagle”

Your fear: “Chalk People”

What is the best advice you have to give: “Roll Another One”

Thought for the Day: “Punch the Lion”

How I would like to die: “A Senile Animal”

My soul's present condition: “Forgotten Principles”

My motto: “Let God be your Gardener”

Pick your Artist: Coldplay

Describe Yourself: Twisted Logic

How do you feel: Lost!

Describe where you currently live: In My Place

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Amsterdam

Your favorite form of transportation: Parachutes

Your best friend is: Trouble

You and your best friends are: We Never Change

What's the weather like: Rainy Day

Favorite time of day: Daylight

Your last relationship: Things I Don’t Understand

Your fear: Death and All of His Friends

What is the best advice you have to give: Fix You

Thought for the Day: What If

How I would like to die: In My Place

My soul's present condition: Swallowed In The Sea

My motto: Viva La Vida

Pick your Artist: Elton John

Describe Yourself: Mellow

How do you feel: I'm Still Standing

Describe where you currently live: Curtains

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: North

Your favorite form of transportation: Birds

Your best friend is: Restless

You and your best friends are: Sleeping With the Past

What's the weather like: Nobody Wins

Favorite time of day: It's Getting Dark in Here

Your last relationship: I Never Knew Her Name

Your fear: If There's a God in Heaven

What is the best advice you have to give: Don't Forget to Remember

Thought for the Day: Screw You

How I would like to die: Wide-Eyed and Laughing

My soul's present condition: Empty Garden

My motto: Go On and On


Wow... Just wow.

Pick your Artist: Weird Al

Describe Yourself: Such a Groovy Guy

How do you feel: White and Nerdy

Describe where you currently live: Livin' In the Fridge

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Jurassic Park

Your favorite form of transportation: Snails

Your best friend is: My Bologna

You and your best friends are: Addicted to Spuds

What's the weather like: White Stuff

Favorite time of day: Horoscope For the Day

Your last relationship: Weasel Stomping Day

Your fear: Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

What is the best advice you have to give: It's All About the Pentiums

Thought for the Day: Smells Like Nirvana

How I would like to die: Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White

My soul's present condition: Bite Me

My motto: Why Does This Always Happen To Me?

Pengy wrote:

ib4KandendoesTorsofuck

God, I fucking lol'd at the idea of that.

Anyways,

Pick your Artist: Megadeth

Describe Yourself: Insomnia

How do you feel: Sweating Bullets

Describe where you currently live: Hangar 18

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Amerikhastan

Your favorite form of transportation: Vortex

Your best friend is: Lucretia

You and your best friends are: Paranoid

What's the weather like: Burnt Ice

Favorite time of day: Victory

Your last relationship: Foreclosure of a Dream

Your fear: Tornado of Souls

What is the best advice you have to give: Never Walk Alone... A Call to Arms

Thought for the Day: I Ain't Superstitious

How I would like to die: Holy Wars... the Punishment Due

My soul's present condition: Symphony of Destruction

My motto: Poison Was the Cure

Pick your Artist: Rammstein

Describe Yourself: Benzin

How do you feel: Bück Dich

Describe where you currently live: Sonne

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Frühling in Paris

Your favorite form of transportation: Tier

Your best friend is: Eifersucht

You and your best friends are: Mutter

What's the weather like: Heirate Mich

Favorite time of day: Rosenrot

Your last relationship: Sehnsucht

Your fear: Der Meister

What is the best advice you have to give: Wollt ihr das Bett In Flammen sehen

Thought for the Day: Feuer frei

How I would like to die: Laichzeit

My soul's present condition: Ich tu Dir Weh

My motto: Mann Gegen Mann

I have a feeling that if those words were translated to English they would have zero relevance to the specified categories >_>

Your mother has no relevance to the specified categories.

Factual.
Btw, mutter = mother. You and your best friends are mother.
You aren't german and you had no reason to act like you were on the chatbox >_>

Is Hitlirkin gonna have to come back and smack a bitch? D=<

6 million bitches.

I'm just gonna block you Kanden I'm really tired of your dumbass. I simply put it that way to throw you off and you fell for the RUSE! So what if I'm German Doesn't mean i have to speak perfect German just like how I'm Aztec doesn't mean I have to speak perfect Spanish.

Fuck you, I have ridiculously high expectations of everybody I know, and if you can't live up to them, you might as well kill yourself maybe

So your my god, I call bullshit son. Nein i will not fuck you that's sick bro it's against my bible! I won't be killing myself anytime soon bud. Those high expectations should be lowered for your stupid ass knowing that no one gives a fuck what you say. Btw Stop being so Metal Elitest on everyone.

Why won't you fuck me? I'd fuck me.
I'd fuck me hard.

I already told you. Cool Story Bro.
annnnnd go die in a fire.

And furthermore, I won't lower my expectations, because absolutely everything has to be to my likings, Awe. If you can't vision a world like that, you will be destroyed by it.

If you realize that the world just ain't that way that's when you put your head down shut up and step back in line. Until then good day sir.

Nuh. Ama be the next Hitler, and nothing you can done about it.
gosh you take everything so seriously

icwutudidthar.

Now get back on topic, or face the wrath of me, your true god.

I hate Kanden too. Let's all light him on FIRE!! D:<

Yeah, let's fuck him up!

WITH FIRE!!!!!! D:< D:< D:<