My Life According To Music

/douse self in gasoline
PURGE

SELF-IMMOLATION IS THE NEWEST THING


EVERYBODYS DOING IT BUT I WAS BEFORE IT WAS COOL

Pengy wrote:

SELF-IMMOLATION IS THE NEWEST THING


EVERYBODYS DOING IT BUT I WAS BEFORE IT WAS COOL

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

ALSO, I AM TOLD YOU ARE THE GAY HOMOSEX

THAT WAS COOL BACK THEN BUT IT TOTALLY DIED OFF SO IM BRINGING IT BACK



AND YOU HEARD WRONG!!! D:<

ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME, BRODAWG????!!!!?!!!111!?!!1

DON'T CAUSE MYSELF TO COME AT YOU BRO

...Fucking looool

Pengy wrote:

ib4KandendoesTorsofuck

So I'll do it for him!>=D

Pick your Artist: Torsofuck

Describe Yourself: ''Cannibal''

How do you feel: ''Raped by Elephants''

Describe where you currently live: ''Worm Infested Anal''

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: ''Malignant Pancreatic Intraductal Papillary Tumour''

Your favorite form of transportation: ''Four Legged Whore''

Your best friend is: ''Granny The Fingerfucker''

You and your best friends are: ''Necropervert''

What's the weather like: ''Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy''

Favorite time of day: ''As Semen Blends With Rot''

Your last relationship: ''Infant Anal Whore''

Your fear: ''Vaginal Disembowelment''

What is the best advice you have to give: ''Fuck Her 'Til She Defecates ''

Thought for the Day: ''Craving for a Fresh Shit''

How I would like to die: ''Molested by a Huge Cock''

My soul's present condition: ''Hacked to 50 Parts''

My motto: ''Compulsive Need to Stab Cunts''

...Yes. Yes, young child you have done me proud!

What the shit tacos did you do to muh wonderful thread D: So full of religious propaganda, homosexual discrimination and hate, self-cremation and now such vulgarity from this this.. "Torsofuck" D=< Srsly, what the fucking fuck guys?! This will not do, no sir. *slams a gun
on the table*



You lot, Russian Roulette time! There are 5 chambers, 1 has a .44 slug in it.

*spins it and passes it to trigger*

*Shoots at Birkin until it fires*

*Eats the gun*

*Spray-paints racial slurs on the corpse*

Hohohoh.. I never said the safety was off my lil trigger. It's voice activated. And I havent given the activation command yet.

You clever dog!

Now that I'm both spray painted and you have my gun in your gullet, what should I do?

revived for the lulz

What are you doing nostalgia-ing all alone in here? Come back to recent times.

Green Day Time.



Describe Yourself: "Jaded" "Burnout" "Basket Case" "Disappearing Boy" "Waiting" "Redundant" "Walking Contradiction" (Can't pick)

How do you feel: "Rotting"

Describe where you currently live: "Strangeland"

If you could go anywhere, where would you go: "Going to Pasalacqua"

Your favorite form of transportation: "The Judge's Daughter"

Your best friend is: "Stuck With Me"

You and your best friends are: "Desensitized"

What's the weather like: "No One Knows"

Favorite time of day: "Before the Lobotomy"

Your last relationship: "Dominated Love Slave"

Your fear: "Letterbomb"

What is the best advice you have to give: "F.O.D (Fuck Off and Die)"

Thought for the Day: "Sassafras Roots"

How I would like to die: "Blood, Sex and Booze"

My soul's present condition: "Sick of Me"

My motto: "Nice Guys Finish Last"