Craziest shit when you woke up

Last night when i went to bed my room was clean and no one was home and all the doors and windows were locked. When i woke up there was 2 3 year old girl's playing my ps3 i was like wtf?!?!?!? Explain the craziest shit that happened to you when you woke up.

Why don't you have a seat right over there?

Birk woke up to Chris Hansen? That IS crazy.


I woke up to a bird of some sort flying full speed into my closed window once. It was...a bad way to wake up.

This one is actually my roommates. So my parents dropped in early day after unofficial st. patties day (i'll explain what it is when you're older.) I'm standing in the kitchen with my parents, and my roommate opens his door, walks out into the kitchen, looks up, and proceeds to projectile vomit green shit all over the floor.

Pengy wrote:

Birk woke up to Chris Hansen? That IS crazy.


I woke up to a bird of some sort flying full speed into my closed window once. It was...a bad way to wake up.

No, that was in response to Awe's post. o-o

Buckaroo Banzai wrote:

This one is actually my roommates. So my parents dropped in early day after unofficial st. patties day (i'll explain what it is when you're older.) I'm standing in the kitchen with my parents, and my roommate opens his door, walks out into the kitchen, looks up, and proceeds to projectile vomit green shit all over the floor.

BAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *dies*

I woke up in a different room, on the floor, with my blankets and all.

I once woke up on the couch in our living room. I found Havoc asleep on the floor. At some point in the night, he had vomited on my bed.