Questionable things you've done in video games.

Oh where to start....Hmm,well I love to play as Johny Kage in Mortal Kombat just so I could punch everyone in the nuts and watch Sonya and Melina hold their balls

Also I always tried to look up Ashley's skirt in RE4 Gotta admit she is a looker

In FPS games, I always try to keep my ammo count in some increment of 10.

A lot of things like Wesker's, I swear to god, I have OCD that only comes out when I'm playing games.

I played barbie games before

Th- wh- h- but-

This is unforgivable.

Your membership with Umbrella is hereby revoked.

So have I, Tool.

The things a young lad will do, given nothing to do except play a Barbie PC game...

I know! -Starts to sob-I tried to stop I swear but...but-Sniffles-"The voices in my head,they made me play over and over again."

I would deny people access to bridges while stating: "None shall pass!"

Ethnic Genocide.

Chemical Warfare.

Smuggling.

Human Trafficking.

Illegal Possession of Firearms.

I should stop downloading mods for Mount & Blade.

Oh god, I'm gonna go ahead and forget I saw this thread before I ruin somebody's day with one of the many despicable experiences I'd detail in my reply.

Post it in spoiler code.

I'd rather preserve what little innocence we haven't already stolen from you.

... So that I may take it at another time of my choosing, of course. :trollface:

I'm growing rather fond of that emote.

It's a really disturbing emote, and speaking ontopic now I just remembred that in Fallout 3 and New Vegas I used to strip all females I killed of their clothes/armor.Kinda like keeping the underwear of a girl you slept with as a trophy.

That was the first thing that came to my head, though I mostly did it in Oblivion. But it wasn't just the women.

I've raped and murdered men, women, and children in a cause that I didn't believe in, or know anything about. I did it for the thrill.

I've slain friend and for alike, just because I could.

I've slaughtered kings and tyrants, presidents and dictators to wrest their leadership and rule their country my way.

Men flee at the sight of me. Women cringe in terror, but know that if they assist me in my conquest they may at least suffer a quick death.

Monsters look under their beds for me before going to sleep.

The trail of corpses I leave appears random, but from the heavens the corpses form curse words in blood.

I have seen the face of true evil, every time I look in a mirror.

I killed God. I am God now.

Uh....

Jen's winning.

I forced the wookie in Knights of the Old Republic to murder his life-long teenage alien friend with my jedi mind trick for the lulz. Then I killed him when he realized what he had done.

Pest02 wrote:

Ethnic Genocide.

Chemical Warfare.

Smuggling.

Human Trafficking.

Illegal Possession of Firearms.

I should stop downloading mods for Mount & Blade.

Link me to these mods nao. I also have killed the entire COMANCHE and APACHE people, along side with every MEXICAN. I also destroyed 16 planet's in spore.

I've conquered countless armies, slaughtering all who stood before me.

I murdered my own wife and daughter in a blind rage, on a quest set forth by my own god.

I turned on my god and murdered him, then took his place as the god of war.

I discovered that my mother not only fucked the king of gods, but birthed a brother. She hid the truth from
me, so I killed her. I would later track him down and proceed to murder him as well, he was a whiny bitch
anyway.

Filled with hatred for my father, I sought to destroy him, killing countless people in my path, innocent or
otherwise, until at last I had him at my mercy. I wound up killing my mentor by mistake as she threw
herself in front of my blade. It does nothing to stop me.

I finally cleave, rip, tear and decapitate my way through an entire pantheon of gods, slaughtering all of
them until nothing remains. The world at that point was enveloped in natural disasters like none had
ever seen before. Massive earthquakes that swallowed entire cities. The oceans rose, sinking entire
continents. Plagues swarmed over the globe, killing millions from disease and famine.

And finally I kill myself, because FUCK the world and those within it. My torment ends at the cost of
everything. Suck it, bitches.

Pest02 wrote:

Uh....

Jen's winning.

Curse my inability to avoid a marathon once it becomes a race.


When I was 14, I developed a fetish for hairy people and bestiality. So I bought Oblivion with the intention to kill a minotaur and masturbate to its corpse. I succeeded.

Later, I realized this had been my first "furry" experience.

Not only that, but this marked the beginning of one of my least reputable hobbies. For most of 2006 I traveled the world of Oblivion, killing fanciful creatures and masturbating to their corpses. Off the top of my head, I remember killing and masturbating to atronachs, diedra, spiderwomen, wolves, minotaurs, gremlins, zombies, skeletons, and even a few orcs, as well as a whole bevvy of unfortunates from every other playable race.

The khajiit, especially, suffered a vast thinning to their population.

Holy shit dude 0_0

Tool wrote:

Holy shit dude 0_0

And this response was before I edited in the last five lines of text.

Triggitius wrote:

Tool wrote:

Holy shit dude 0_0

And this response was before I edited in the last five lines of text.

Wow,well if that is not questionable I don't know what is.

Tool wrote:

Triggitius wrote:

Tool wrote:

Holy shit dude 0_0

And this response was before I edited in the last five lines of text.

Wow,well if that is not questionable I don't know what is.

It gets worse. Atrocity has bred and multiplied on top of countless other atrocities in the five years since, though most of them were with pen and paper rather than a videogame.

Going backwards in time however, you'd find that my questionable videogame antics become less sexual, and more sociopathic. For instance, when I was 9ish, I used to spend whole days going from game to game (I had a massive collection) repeatedly drowning everyone I could in every game where drowning was possible. Ocarina of Time, Carnivores2, and Grand Theft Auto 3 allowed me to be especially depraved.

Banjo Kazooie was the most fun to drown in, however. You see, when you ran out of air bubbles, Banjo would begin screaming and wildly kicking and thrashing toward the surface, automatically. If he managed to reach air, he got to live. But he would only swim up about five feet, and if he didn't make it, he drowned, which was pretty funny to watch. The fun part was putting him just deep enough in the water where, when his air gauge ran out, he would desperately begin swimming up, but not quite make it. I was an expert. I could put him at just the right depth where his nose would be out of the water when he drowned, but the game didn't quite consider him to be on the surface, so he died while slightly above water, which I just thought was hilarious.

Unfortunately, the sequel (Banjo Tooie) was a disappointment. In that game, when your air gauge ran out, instead of darting for the surface in a life-or-death moment, your health gauge began depleting instead. When that hit zero, you just straight died. There was no fun to it, though that didn't keep me from drowning him repeatedly.

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