Highschool

Stories, and thing's that happend go here. NAO. I'll edit these as thing's happen.

First day I didn't go. YEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I slept through it.

Mothafucka please, I'm William Birkin! I was too cool for highschool. *collarsnap*

I'll soon be done with it.

I literally made zero effort and got switched over to an online school.

This one time I slept through a fire alarm...

Gym class event #1.

A former baseball player threw a foam dodgeball so hard he broke the garage door to outside. It bowed out about three inches. Two weeks later he sent someone to the hospital from a dodgeball hit.

Gym class event #2.

The school slut was found giving someone head behind the bleachers. I was the one who found her. Her boyfriend, who was not the one receiving head, denies that she was a whore.

Pest02 wrote:

Gym class event #1.

A former baseball player threw a foam dodgeball so hard he broke the garage door to outside. It bowed out about three inches. Two weeks later he sent someone to the hospital from a dodgeball hit.

Gym class event #2.

The school slut was found giving someone head behind the bleachers. I was the one who found her. Her boyfriend, who was not the one receiving head, denies that she was a whore.

Moar.

12th grade History teacher, who was male, exchanged porn sites with his class, who were all males.

12th Tech class, some guy was getting head during a power point presentation.

Please tell me which state you went to high school in so I can make a generalization about them for the rest of my life.

Texas. Want to know the school? Crowley High School. Well, 12th grade was a different school.

This strengthens my generalization further.

We Texans are very sexually active.

One kid got caught watching porn...and beating off in the library

How subtle. At my middle school some kid caught whacking off in the restroom by the coach. Uhh today I was at my high school and I got chased around by some big ass black guy. So like 4 senior's were like hey dawg back off. As it turn's out, my name and reputation spreads around.

What'd you do?

No idea people say I'm a kewl guy, and stoof. Besides the fact I've helped everyone with school work and even helped 4 kids goto high school.

He vandalizes school property and kicks stray dogs in the face.

Dear trigger, shut up I have to be a good boy throughout high skewl.

No you don't, you just have to do well on the ACT, SAT, or ASVAB, and avoid blowing all the idiots away with a shotgun. Idiotic as they are, they must meet their end elsewhere, hopefully before breeding.

You can, however, beat them within an inch of their lives with your favorite fist.

I have to do well on all 3. So hopefully I don't fuck up. I learned my lesson from weed because of you. Also college will be fun, hopefully everyone will go to vegas very week like you.

*shrugs* I never took the SAT, and drew a Christmas tree on the scantron they gave me for the ASVAB.

Yes, stay away from the pot. and the alcohol. and everything else. Despite the fact that they're all fun, and despite the fact that I spent my freshmen year drunk and high and still came out with a 4.0, I still wouldn't recommend taking that road.

Vegas isn't so fun if you're under 21, but having every possible kind of restaurant within a 10 minute drive (for rather cheap prices) is quite appealing. I only lost 7 lbs this summer because of Vegas and its restaurants.