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Guest
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 | Subject: Watchman  Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:05 pm | |
| The movie killed itself before it even started. I am nice though, so I will post my rant in a spoiler tag. - Spoiler:
First, the lesbians died. It could have been an amazing element to the movie, but no. It killed the movie for me.
Second, Spectre gets assaulted and two random heroes save her. Who the hell were they? As far as I could tell is was some purple avenger. Captain Awesome was there too, but he stood in the doorway and watched.
Third, Mars does not have that much gravity. Plus, you would've died instantly from space turning you inside out.
Forth, when New York was attacked, two men hugged each other before they died. A nice sentimental token that I didn't like.
Fifth, Rorschach didn't need to die. Ozymandias deserved it. Plus, everyone in the room should have caught hypothermia. If the falling debris didn't do anything, the cold should have.
Sixth, Rorschach screamed too much. He also should have been shot to death in that apartment, but the police just watched as he lit other officers on fire. He also should have broken his legs when he jumped out of the window. He also should have frozen to death when he went into the antarctic. He also should have been more hurt when he was thrown into a TV. He also should have suffered some for of injury after being beaten down that hard. He also..I'll stop here.
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Pest02
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:36 pm | |
| #2 Captain Awesome gets his cape stuck in a revolving door and is shot to death in a bank robbery. Like I've been saying, Darkman is better. A man running on adrenaline because of major burns is better than a man with inkblots. I mean, how can this not be better than this? Also, to continue on with men in black trenchcoats, boom. | |
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Z 1
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 20, 2009 4:57 pm | |
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SettingSun
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:14 am | |
| Rorschach DID have to die, he was a threat to the new world order, a threat to the world's peace.
No different from the U.S. War on Terror, we are hunting for people who disturbed our fuggin peace. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:46 pm | |
| I could have done without the abundance of waggling blue penis, but it was an enjoyable movie in my opinion. |
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SettingSun
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:47 pm | |
| you liked the blue penis. | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Watchman Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:51 pm | |
| It did add to the "Not supposed to be funny, but it is" value to the movie.
However, I don't think anything can match 'Last House on the Left' in that category. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:38 pm | |
| - Trigger wrote:
- I could have done without the abundance of waggling blue penis, but it was an enjoyable movie in my opinion.
I saw that only twice. If you count clones, then 6 times. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:17 am | |
| Really? I saw it, like, twenty times.
*Wonders what that says about myself* |
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SettingSun
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:19 am | |
| ...That you like blue penis? Or that you're over observant. | |
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Pest02
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:48 am | |
| There is 5 when you see him and his clones after he fails with that girl. I don't know any more.
Wasn't he wearing a diaper or thong in Vietnam? | |
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SettingSun
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 7:50 am | |
| ...Topic is now blue penis?
Discuss? | |
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Imp
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:05 am | |
| - Pest02 wrote:
- There is 5 when you see him and his clones after he fails with that girl. I don't know any more.
Wasn't he wearing a diaper or thong in Vietnam? giant blue penis.....*cringes* | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:11 am | |
| Oh hush Imp. We know you was fapping every time you saw it. |
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Imp
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:15 am | |
| just because you do it doesnt mean we all do. | |
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SettingSun
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:17 am | |
| But we all KNOW you do Nick  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:17 am | |
| I can't fap, Imp. Fail on your part. |
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Imp
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:27 am | |
| - Jarki wrote:
- I can't fap, Imp. Fail on your part.
schlick schlick | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:43 am | |
| Apparently you fail to see past the whole "girl" part, and see the whole "lesbian" part. |
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SettingSun
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:44 am | |
| The "lesbian" part isn't so prominent. | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:55 am | |
| Exception. Once exception does not mean I'm not lesbian! |
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SettingSun
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 11:05 am | |
| ...Right. Of course.
Good mood just got blown the fuck up. | |
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Wesker
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:43 pm | |
| Situation = Awkward.
Please press the "Enter" Key to initiate subject change. | |
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Imp
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:52 pm | |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Watchman Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:01 pm | |
| *Presses enter*
*Multiple subject changes initiated*
Who else thought the comedian was too cool to die at the beginning of the movie?
Who else thought the lesbian chick was too cool to die at the beginning of the movie?
Who else thought Ozymandias was awesome?
Who else thought the movie would have been loads better if there had been a successful method of retaining piece WITHOUT blowing Rorschach to bits?
Who else thought that Megaman X3 was the best of the Megaman X series?
Who else thought that the Night Owl (or whatever his name was) looked like Garth Marenghi?
Who else wonders what happened to the superhero that beat up the comedian when he tried to rape that woman? (Forgot her name... Scarlet something? Meh...)
Who else thought the ex-villain that Rorchach interrogated was a big doucher?
Who else thought the rapist that Rorschach pwnt was a big doucher?
Who else disliked the abundance of discoloured male genitalia?
Who else would like to see a Watchmen 2? |
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