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Overseer Gender : Number of posts : 667 Age : 34

*Pops out of your cake with only swim shorts on*

Ha! You are now scarred for life.

I tried to put a stripper in here, but I guess I was only supposed to do that AFTER the cake was baked. The only way to dispose of the body safely was to consume it, so that there was no evidence. I had to bake you another cake, and I guess a hug will just have to do.

With all of that said, I can finally use my line.

"I baked you a stripper, but I eated it"

Guest

Lol, Impy's B-Day was more noticed than mine. D:

Tongue

Happy B-Day Imp. Now go have smex with you neighbour

Subject: Re: Happy birthday. Imperiator!! Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:53 am

All of his neighbour's are male strippers.

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

Won't matter to him Cheesy

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

actually ryan lives fairly close so i consider him a neighbor. i expect a cake with him inside shortly!! ;)

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

Not at all!

Overseer Gender : Number of posts : 667 Age : 34

Either way, You're going in the cake.

*Stuffs Settingsun inside a cake and delivers the cake to Imp*

It's not kidnapping at all, what are you talking about? ;)

*tells Imp that he can eat the cake, and that no one is inside.*

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

*busts out of the cake and runs away, ball gag still in his mouth, gimp outfit still on... until Jarki tackles him into an apartment complex*

Subject: Re: Happy birthday. Imperiator!! Mon Mar 23, 2009 5:28 pm

Jarki wrote:: Lol, Impy's B-Day was more noticed than mine. D:

I wished you happy birthday. :/

Guest

I know!

I think you, Pengy, and... Umm... Maybe Konny? Trigger wished me a belated one! :3

And excuse me for a moment

*tackles Ryan*

The Bartender Gender : Number of posts : 72 Age : 31

happy b day imp

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

Oh noes!

*got tackled*

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 14 Age : 29

Happy Birthday Imperiator! *Gives slice of cake* *Takes one and eats it*

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

thank you all. sadly these past 18 years have been a bitch to me, and i hate them.....BUT NOW I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!!!

*takes gun and fires at 1991,1992,1993,1994,1995,1996,1997,1998,1999,2000,2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006,2007,2008, and finally kneecaps 2009*

Survivor Gender : Number of posts : 6 Age : 30

happy b-day imp

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

Oh... Impy such a downer all the time.

Look at the bright side!

Let's put a smile on that face...

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

*dons batman outfit then kneecaps ryan*

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

*dodges the kneebreak, then laughs because Imperiator is now wearing the OLD Batman outfit... which is made of spandex*

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

*knows ryan likes it*

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

*does not like it at all...*

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

*then wonders why ryan looked at the spandax on his ass in the first place*

Soldier Gender : Number of posts : 111 Age : 33

*Ryan looked because you had a neon sign pointing to it dammit!*

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

*knows you'd love the neon with his spandex ;)*

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imperiator wrote:: *knows you'd love the neon with his spandex ;)*

Me!
Happy B-Day...
We kinda live close, want me to come over and party with you?

Shotgun Surgeon Gender : Number of posts : 83 Age : 33

sure! we can even bring ryan too!

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Happy birthday. Imperiator!!