Discipline

/me points out that there are only two of us! D':

*Pokes everyone with a big banana*

...Are you SURE that's a banana?

Keep in your pants, Niccy.

I'll poke you with my banana.

Synyster Gates wrote:

/me hates Paige... But /me also hates Prue!

And /me is wondering what Pengy is meaning by a week after they started. /me wonders if he means in this thread, which began a few days ago, or in the world. /me knows inappropriate sexual jokes have been around for at least 1000 years, and /me is wondering how Pengy was alive back then to get tired of them after a week.

/me sighs and does inappropriate things to Phoebe. /me can't deny she's the hottest sister...

/me meant around the time you guys started doing them. Which can't have really been more than a month or two ago. Sure they happened before, but it wasn't nearly as frequent.
Nor as graphic.

/me rapes tyranousar and makes it squeal like a piggy

/me probes Pengy inappropriately

/me squints

/me sprays Pengy's probing fluid around the room

In other related news, I recently obtained Destroy All Humans 2! Much probing occurs, ending with brains flying out of people's buttocks! Very enjoyable!

/me wonders why he even bothers posting here

/me hates DAH2. DAH1 ftw.

/me agrees. DAH1 is far better in nearly every case EXCEPT locations... You get to go to the MOON in this one! THE MOON!!!!

Well... DAH2 would be better than DAH1 if it weren't for the fact that humans are much harder to kill. If you grabbed someone in the first game and flung him up into the sky, or blew up a nearby vehicle, the person would almost always die (Awesome)

But in the second game, you could toss someone five stories in the air, and he'd only lose about a third of his health bar T_T. Nonetheless, the one redeeming feature of DAH2 is the dislocator. (I think it's called the dislocator. Whichever gun shoots the pink circles that pick stuff up and kills it)

Yes, /me agrees. It's not very satisfying to PK a tank and smash it down on random people only for them to lose a little bit of health... But /me agrees, the Dislocator is fun, but it also doesn't kill humans as fast. In fact, some humans in DAH2 take like, 7 disintegrator blast to disintegrate.

Oh sure! Giant lady-lizard grows a new femur anytime she destroys something! While Crypto has to go and drain vehicles like a sissy! Game designers....sheesh.

/me is sad Trigger doesn't have a avy of the smartest sister anymore....

/me's magical powers withered away. The power of three cannot function with merely two.