Canadian Football is the REAL football! No "Fair Catches". Less rules. More speed. Action. Hits. Canadians are just more rough in general.

Cuz us Americans have stomachs.

There are no stomachs in Canada.

...Okay okay. Enough sports. That is like the last thing my old intro thread needs. *tosses in a kitchen sink for go measure*

...I'm lost.

XD

Sowwy Johnny

And wut about stomachs? D:

Now I feel bad.

Actually, Canadians eat only vegetation and have 4-chambered stomachs. (or so it is believed)

*feels like slapping everyone who uses Canadian jokes*

D:

Last one, I promise...

I'm sorry, but it was lol. we all need a little gallows-humor to get through the day.

(Edit: DUDES! 200 Points! Making RP's Rocks!!!)

I don't make Canadian jokes... JK!

An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."

I wish Canadian Jokes were a bannable offense...

You call Americans weak all the time.

No.

I say they're pompous little shits that say they're a lot better than they actually are, while slamming every other damn country in the world.

I'm sorry but.

You're complaining about weather that's so horrible, when we get stuff worse than that nearly everyday. Honestly, it's funny how you americans always make fun of us Canadians that can handle much harsher environments and problems than you.

And that post I made in that thread was a joke anyways.

Jarki wrote:

I'm sorry but.

You're complaining about weather that's so horrible, when we get stuff worse than that nearly everyday. Honestly, it's funny how you americans always make fun of us Canadians that can handle much harsher environments and problems than you.

And that post I made in that thread was a joke anyways.

Bad weather is strictly in your opinion. What I consider bad weather down here in South Texas could be a normal day up there, but down here, it'll get me a week off of school.

Let's focus on the finer aspects of Canada.

I'm just saying.

Us Canadians can take heat. We can take cold. We can take no rain. We can take all rain. We can take snow, hail, sleet. Yet all you Americans seem to be able to take is heat... and even then, most of you can't even take that. >.<

we can stand konny running around in a skirt. can you beat that?

Jarki wrote:

I'm just saying.

Us Canadians can take heat. We can take cold. We can take no rain. We can take all rain. We can take snow, hail, sleet. Yet all you Americans seem to be able to take is heat... and even then, most of you can't even take that. >.<

Lets put it in more... work related terms

No one in ST has snow tires, heavy coats, or anything remotly related to cold weather. The minute the roads freeze over, the schools cancel because, literaly, virtually no one knows how to drive on ice, or has the right equipment to do so. The same thing can be said for alot of the US, which enjoys mild weather (as compared to Canada) in most parts.

So, in other words.

Canada > US.

lies! hugglesaur, use hyper snuggle!

*sighs and just slips out the back*