Whassup witchoo all?!

Reporting to you live from the glorious fatherland.

And by glorious, I mean snowy as hell.
And by fatherland, I mean Ohio.

I live in MN, but I have come here to visit some peepsicles. And yes, I just added peepsicles to my Google Chrome browser dictionary. Cause I'm awesome, and I can do that.

If you have any questions about Ohio, please ask.





Otherwise, I will feed you to this man.



This thread has also just become an Image disposal area.

We should start hiding our stashes in better locations...

*Crams stash in Wesker's pocket*

...

*crams stash of hot cocoa and mikes hard lemonade into nearby tree*


that should keep them safe from jarki................................................



.....................*adds c-4 around stash just to make sure*

*uses brand new Christmas Bra to slingshot C-4 at Imp, then steals the stash and runs...then drops Mike's Hard Lemonade because quite frankly, that s*** be disgusting!*

*Steals Wesker's thread*

I forgot to tell you all, I'm leaving for a week!
Tommorow!

Kbye.

Btw:

D:

Bye Pengy!!

Penguin Hunter wrote:

*Steals Wesker's thread*

I forgot to tell you all, I'm leaving for a week!
Tommorow!

Kbye.

Btw:

props to this asshole.

Doesn't it look like 2 of the Peta guys (The one holding the sign and the black guy) are thinking of stealing his chicken? Maybe their hungry...


Oh, right. Leaving.

Yeah, bye.

I said 5 kids. 20 would be too suspicious, as would the the first option. And Wesker ALWAYS gets into his own stash, as well as other people's, so that choice is out. 10 might be a good option, but I'm not sure 10 children's parents are not paying attention, but heck yeah, the more you can take the better. See, you got to distract the parents, then make the nap. It helps if you have a large van, parked near the playgound. Then have your buddy walk though the playground with a gun and scream "LOOK OUT THAT MAN HAS A GUN!"

Then the parents hide behind a bench, allowing you to steal their children, leaving the parents oblivious to the fact that their kid is in some large van parked directly behind them.

Or your buddy could just shoot the parents, that'd work.

And you got to love the lost children, they're the easiest target. "Where's mommy???" "IN THE VAN, GET IN THERE!"

And children similarly dressed is also good. It definately helps to have a midget friend to help out in your quest of kidnap. Have your midget friend dress exactly like the target kid, the you lure the child away from the parents eyesight, leaving the midget dressed like the target child to play in front of mommy. After you drive off with the child in the van, your midget friend can stroll happily away, and the mother will chase after her "child" and when she catches up... BAM that's not your child, crazy lady.

And there's my life secrets that took a lifetime and plenty of visits to jail, as well as many sex offender bracelets just to figure out. Use these secrets well...

hmm. someone seems to have changed the poll

Curses upon those poll changers.

(Presumably Imppy)

Impy doesn't have mod powers outside of the chatbox...

'Twas me, durr.

Due to the basic mind set of a child, you could easily get 5-10 children in your car if you say you are the uncle/aunt/cousin of one of their friends.