Investigation, a CYOA.

Because you can't have too many Zombie-related mideival adventures going at once!!


Health status:
The condition I put doesn't mean much, pay attention to color.
Cyan = Perfect Health
Green = A little injured
Yellow = Increased Injuries
Olive = Getting Bad
Brown = Oh noes!
Dark Red = Crap!
After that you dead.




~~~ INVESTIGATION ~~~




You open your eyes.



Bright light, brighter than any you've ever encountered, shines at you. You squint your eyes shut as you tear up from the sheer amount of light present. You slowly try opening your eyes again, your eyes protest less this time but it is still a painful process just to have them open at all.
After a few minutes you feel you can look around so long as you keep squinting. You realize 2 things very quickly.

The first is that you are outside. You seem to be surrounded by lush plant life on all sides. Tall evergreen trees grow thickly all over the forest you seem to be in. The second is that your entire body aches all over. You seem to be in a sitting position. You're neck and upper back are being supported by a rough rock wall while your lower back and ass are seated firmly on the grass. You also seem to have a terrible headache -- most likely from sitting in the sun for god knows how long. You try to stand up, it's a difficult process but you manage it with the help of the rock wall. Your back hurts terribly from the position you had been sitting in, and you feel as if your entire body is covered in bruises.

Standing up now, you shield your eyes from the sun which feels much brighter than you remember it ever being. You look over the possessions you have on you. You are dressed simply, in the light layers one would wear underneath a heavy set of armor. Rolling up the sleeves you spot a number of bruises. You wonder where you got them...and where you are for that matter. The woods you are in seem familiar, but you can't think of why.


You start to pace a little, your legs hurt but seem fine. There is an opening in the rocky wall you awoke leaning against. It seems to be a cave of some sort. You notice several pairs of footprints leading into the cave.

Looking around you also spot what appears to be a longsword stabbed into the ground about thirty feet away.


Should you...

A) Go and pull the sword from the ground.

B) Go into the cave

C) Wander around in the woods

D) Sit tight and try and remember how you got here

E) (Insert thing to do here)



Condition: Sore (lolsore)
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: empty
Slot 3: empty
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty

A!!

E wake up from your dream

You walk over to the sword and pull it from the ground. It is sharp.
The emblem of the Mansona watch is etched into the handle.

"Nice..." you say aloud. You could sell this. You could also kill something with this.






A) Go and put the sword back into the ground.

B) Go into the cave

C) Wander around in the woods

D) Sit tight and try and remember how you got here

E) (Insert thing to do here)



Condition: Sore (lolsore)
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: Mansona's Watch Longsword
Slot 3: empty
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty

B!

A! XD

Nah, D

B

You wander into the cave. It's dark in here. And very smelly.
A light source would help make progress, you concur. However you could also wander in the dark.


Do you....

A) Leave the cave
B) Wander in the dark
C) Don't do anything
D) (Insert thing to do here)

Condition: Sore
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: Mansona's Watch Longsword
Slot 3: empty
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty

D, run in, swinging your sword and hoping nothing bad happens!

B!

Danger Dan fears no danger!

(Can also be interpreted as Jarki's response)

Yes, I agree with Jarki's response.

You blindly run and swing your sword. In some sort of bizarre miracle, you do not lose a limb. Instead, you run into a wall head first and achieve a nosebleed. Your sword also strikes the rock wall and makes sparks! They briefly illuminate the cave before dying down. You'll probably need a torch to really see.


Do you...

A) Leave the Cave
B) Do nothing
C) Do what you just did before but this time try harder



Condition: Nosebleed! D=
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: Mansona's Watch Longsword
Slot 3: empty
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty

C)

When at first you don't succeed...!

C!

You do that thing you just did only this time harder. Your head hits the wall of the cave and you briefly black out.


You wake up in the same exact position you did when you first woke up. You wonder if you might be mentally challenged for doing what you just did. Luckily the sword is still with you, and remarkably it isn't dulled. Your forehead is bleeding slightly now.


Do you....

A) Go and put the sword back into the ground.

B) Go into the cave

C) Wander around in the woods

D) Sit tight and try and remember how you got here

E) (Insert thing to do here)



Condition: My face is bleeding! But only a little...
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: Mansona's Watch Longsword
Slot 3: empty
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty

c

A. I have a feeling that sword is evil...

D.

Or C.

You wander off in a random direction in the woods. You find an awesome looking stick on the ground.

The clearing you woke up in is behind you.


Do you...

A) Go back to the clearing

B) Pick up the stick

C) Wander around in the woods more

D) Sit tight and try and remember how you got here while being in the woods

E) (Insert thing to do here)


Condition: My face is bleeding! But only a little...
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: Mansona's Watch Longsword
Slot 3: empty
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty

C.

Pick up the stick, and continue wandering.

D

You reach down and pick up the stick. It's a good stick all right.
You begin to wander in the woods some more. You stumble upon a creek! As you near it you see a bear approaching the creek from the other side. It's a big bear.

The clearing is...umm...you aren't sure anymore.

Do you...

A) Turn around and run back the way you came
B) Make noise! Try and scare the bear away
C) Go kick that bear's ass
D) Pretend the bear isn't there and go drink from the creek
E) Other

Condition: My face is bleeding! But only a little...
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: Mansona's Watch Longsword
Slot 3: Stick
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty

D!

You ignore the bear walking towards the creek. As you reach the creek and drop to your knees for a drink you see the bear wade into the water. You feel 2 furry paws grasp the top of your head and than you try to yell as the bear pushes your head down and forces it underwater. Even through the water you can hear the bears maniacal laughter as you holds your head underwater. You struggle but his bear paws are too powerful. It isn't long before you blank out and than the bubbles stop coming up.


YOU DEAD




Reverting to previous save...








You reach down and pick up the stick. It's a good stick all right.
You begin to wander in the woods some more. You stumble upon a creek! As you near it you see a bear approaching the creek from the other side. It's a big bear.

The clearing is...umm...you aren't sure anymore.

Do you...

A) Turn around and run back the way you came
B) Make noise! Try and scare the bear away
C) Go kick that bear's ass
D) Pretend the bear isn't there and go drink from the creek
E) Other

Condition: My face is bleeding! But only a little...
Armor Class: 10%

INVENTORY
Slot 1: Light Clothing
Slot 2: Mansona's Watch Longsword
Slot 3: Stick
Slot 4: empty
Slot 5: empty