A girl in my class was absent today. According to her parents, who had phoned in that morning, she had somehow come down with the Swine Flu.
And now I'm mysteriously sick as well...
So if I die, I suggest that those of you with a low tolerance for hentai stay out of my office. For everyone else, you'll find my last will and testament in the mini-fridge under my desk.
With love,
Trigger
PS - Feel free to help yourself to the jellybeans next to my monitor.
PSS - Bury me with my Comfort Zone portable fan. I like to sleep with it on max power right in front of my face.
