There's this fourteen year old pregnant girl that sits at our lunch table every day for some reason or another. Normally she's pretty neat, but today she tried to grab my chocolate milk.

Now... Everyone knows damn well not to ever touch Trigger's chocolate milk. Instinctively, I lashed out with my fork, effectively halting her treacherous advance with a nasty wound to the hand.

Later it dawned on me that I had just stabbed a pregnant girl. I didn't know whether to laugh at her for receiving her just comeuppance, or feel bad for... Well... STABBING a pregnant girl.

BAD TRIGGER!

You don't stab a pregnant girl....
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.
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You Falcon Punch her.

A good friend of mine was hit in the head by a rather large rock today, stitches were required.

Seeing as how you used a fork and not a large rock, I think you're still a good person.

was this good friend preggers? O:

no, he was a guy >_>

Guys have been pregnant before!

Wow...

We have a lot more in common than I thought.

I haven't stabbed a pregnant girl anywhere, but, I've definitely done some nasty shit to people who've touched my hot cocoa/chocolate milk.

:3


Coincidentally... I arrived at school today, only to discover some sort of vicious fight occurring in the courtyard, which happens at least once every two weeks. Much to my surprise, I saw that the combatants were the pregnant girl and one of our many local butch lesbians.

Pregnant girl got smashed in the face and thrown to the ground. At first I was like, "... Wow..." But then I felt better for stabbing her the previous day.

I hope the baby is alright, but I don't doubt that she deserved the ass-kicking she got. She likes to smart off to folks.

On a more pleasant note, she was sent to ISD directly afterwards. Therefore, she was unable to bother my chocolate milk.

If poeple try to bother me before I've had my morning coffee, the police never find the body.

apple cider. that is all.

Imp is back from his long absence! =D

Orange juice........Ftw.............

lolnecroposting.

But yeah, I wrote this back before my original UC account was violently deleted.

*Bows*

so i can't have your milk....lemme try something.

*reaches for Trigger's puddin' cup*

Trigger wrote:

lolnecroposting.

But yeah, I wrote this back before my original UC account was violently deleted.

*Bows*

do you guys know who deleted your accounts?

Yeah, and the problem was swiftly solved. I still miss the 1700 posts I lost, though.

*Allows Dumbo to touch his puddin' cup*

who did it?

I forgot what his UC name was. He changed it many times. He was a RL friend of Wesker's, who somehow managed to get on his account and go on a deleting spree.

i play Xbox with him. He's okay but he gets really serious when he's pisses. But that's rare.

Yup. I allow him to play on my Xbawks every now and then.

He's changed for the better, but I'm still never letting him near this site again..

Ha the funny shit thats happened before i started using this site cause i was afraid my password would be stolen.

Every said "Demon your paranoid its perfectly safe" then everything got deleted and people scrambled to change passwords, i laughed ALOT at your guys expense

Still i have to askis her kid missing a thumb or something since you stabed the mom in the hand

14 and pregnant, he must have been hot or had ALOT of daddy issues.

Wesker, he is borderline racist on Xbox and his excessive use of the phrase "cunt nugget" is rather amusing.

He's cool though.

"cunt nugget"

nice

lol
"Cunt nugget"

I'm going to use next time

Same...
I shall use it as well