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Pest02
Soldier
Gender : 
Number of posts : 426
Age : 33
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
|  Subject: I'm back Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:40 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:51 pm | |
| *Sacrifices several goats to Saradomin in thanks*
Welcome back! I'm an owl now!
Hoot~ |
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Pest02
Soldier
Gender :
Number of posts : 426
Age : 33
Character Sheet
Name: Frost
Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm)
Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:55 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:02 pm | |
| It really is. I can stay up all night and no one cares, because I'm an owl. And when predators try to slay me, all I have to do is fly away, or savagely tear at their eyes with my talons.
I have two baby chicks now, so I guess that's sort of a burden, but they're rather cute. One is named Harvee, and he's the good one. The other is named Leonetta, and she seems to be quite evil. She takes especial pleasure in dropping acorns (We live in an oak tree) onto the heads of the passerby below. There was a third chick named Lancelot, but he died within hours of his birth. He was the runt.
Anyways, welcome back! Excuse me for a minute. The chicks haven't eaten since noon.
*Slowly sticks wing down throat to initiate gag reflex* |
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Peng
Spider Wizard
Gender :
Number of posts : 272
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Tue Sep 01, 2009 5:56 pm | |
| YES. Welcome back Pest.
Yes, Trigger is an owl now. I've changed too! I uhh...*thinks of something interesting*
I quote the bible after every post now!
"And a curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the way which I command you this day, to go after other gods, which ye have not known.
Deuteronomy 11:28 | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:04 pm | |
| - Penguin Hunter wrote:
"And a sexual curse, if ye will not obey the commandments of the LORD your sexy God, but turn aside out of the sexual way which I command you this day, to go after other gods sexually, which ye have not known sexually.
Deuteronomy 11:28 Fix'd |
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Peng
Spider Wizard
Gender :
Number of posts : 272
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:11 pm | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:25 am | |
| *puts a pin on Pest's chair* |
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Wesker
Overseer
Gender :
Number of posts : 667
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:18 am | |
| - Penguin Hunter wrote:
- "And an absence of sex, if ye will not sex the commandments of the LORD your God, but turn aside out of the sex which I command you this day, to not go after other sexalicious gods, which ye can now never impregnate.
NEUTER-ONOMY 11:28 Now it's TRULY Fix'd. *Neuters Trigger* | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:22 am | |
| *Throws a pokeball at Wesker!!* |
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Wesker
Overseer
Gender :
Number of posts : 667
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:24 am | |
| *dodges pokeball*
Where are you getting all of those? Certainly not from your pants. I went in and removed everything spherical I saw with these rusty scissors!
*Runs with scissors* | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:49 am | |
| *Viciously attacks Wesker with his feet* |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: I'm back Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:09 pm | |
| *Returns from the bushes over a month later, covered in blood and other gross things*
I won! |
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