Let's hear it for Contagious Diseases!

<<< Has H1N1.

It's really not as bad as people made it out to be, but it's still hella contagious. Balls-to-the-wall-awesome thing is, I am not allowed to go to school or work!

=o

The word of the day is Quarantine.
Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E -- Quarantine!

Yea, I've been saying that the media has blown the H1N1 out of proportions as a means to
distract people from the recession and other political stuff, just like the war in Iraq and
other such things. It's all a smokescreen man! *puts on tinfoil hat*

H1N1 is so last week.

You are untrendy.

*Shuns*

Psh, disease. I havent been sick in four years! Weak commys...

W.Birkin wrote:

It's all a smokescreen man! *puts on tinfoil hat*

And it's manmade! By the REAL Umbrella corporation!!!
*puts on multiple tinfoil hats*

Wait, we made the pig flu? Wtf would we bother with a strain of flu when we make
virus that make that turn people into zombies and monsters? Have we grown soft?

The only thing worse than H1N1 is.................







The regular flu. Seriously, it kills thousands a year.

It's funny because it's true.

Apparently I too have become afflicted with some sort of plague. I awoke this morning with the worst sore throat of my life, as well as a 101 fever.

The 101 fever has dropped down to a 99.5, but the sore throat still remains. I am not happy.

It's all the RS you've been playing.

Or it might have been the recently sick person I hugged.

Trigger wrote:

Apparently I too have become afflicted with some sort of plague. I awoke this morning with the worst sore throat of my life, as well as a 101 fever.

The 101 fever has dropped down to a 99.5, but the sore throat still remains. I am not happy.

This happened to me once, only my fever was higher. (103 I believe)
I had the Strep Throat. Was not fun, not worth the week of school I missed.

I think that the media has run out of things to print now that Michael Jackson died. Whenever things got tough, he had a slumber party and the news shifted from the problem to his house.

Of course, some people say that he isn't dead. He's partying with a 70+ year old Elvis and Tupac.

Dont forget JFK. He's there too.