Hmm... (Bad language inside)

So I logged into Urban Dead again today, after months of not playing. Some people have interesting conversations there...
Do not look down if easily offended.






















* Game News: This year's looting of seasonal decorations has begun. Read Game News (3 weeks ago)
* The lights came on inside the Crampton Building. (2 weeks ago)
* The lights went out in the Crampton Building. (5 days ago)
* The lights came on inside the Crampton Building. (4 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Nebody on this freq besides the guy that keeps saying penis?" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Hail Cobra!" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Whos cobra?" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "That which is to be hailed!" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Is he special?" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Cobra is even more special than your education" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "And how can i serve him?" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "yeah hailron at the hindmarsh row police dept. at least 15" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "survivors here let me check outside to see zed situation" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Were safe for now. If anyone wants a safe place come" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "to hindmarsh row police dept, ull have to roof run though" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I'd service the Baroness!" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Does nebody kno where i can find cipherace or saint pudding?" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Cobra is so dumb they couldn't find porn on the internet" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Any one there?" (3 days ago)
ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Dinham Alley PD is down. 8 zeds inside ruined everything" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "You find the guy who keeps saying penis, and discard him as" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "useless" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "100mill for the zed/ human who kills Penis lover.." (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Man I am not the penis dude, I am dah tella of truth" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "penis lover is probably in wyke hills. and someone just kill" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "-killed him." (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Ladies and Gentlemen, good morning!" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "You are listening to another broadcast of" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "The Master's Touch. This program is simulcast on 26.82" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "MHz. This is your host, P02 Samuel speaking. And now for" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "some words of wisdom:" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PKers are the scourge of this earth. They should either turn" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "into zombies or just stop killing. Malton does not need" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "another threat from its own survivor population. Why can't" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "they help survivors, instead of killing? The enemy is not" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "human, it is zombie." (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "That is all. Thank you. This is the Master's Touch" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Where is Boorman Way PD?" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "shut the f u c k up tard!" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "roywood" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf" (3 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf" (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf" (3 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (3 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "10Z in the Mitchener NT in New Arkham." (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "this is the section speaking" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "we want a certain person dead" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "he is member of the spartans" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "a pking group" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "last seen at marven mall" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "SUP HOMI3S DIS IS TIMMI3 DA TR3NCHI3 H3R3 SO D3R WAS DIS BIG" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "UGLY GAL RIT3 DAT WAS LIK3 SO TOTALY HITTIN ON M3 N I WAS LI" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "EW NO I DON GO 4 YO KIND. U S33 I ONLY GO 4 FAMILY M3MB3RZ O" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "OR BOYZ N SH3 WAZ LIK3 HAHAHAAA I T3LL 3V3RBODY IN YO SKUL" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "SO SH3 DID N I GOT BULLI3D 3V3N MOR DAN B4. SO DIS B3 MA" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "LAST BROADCAST COS I GONNA KILL MAS3LF!!!!!!" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "DIS IS TIMMI3 DA TR3NCHI3 SAYIN I GONNA SLIT MY RISTS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "TO G3T AT3NSHUN N LIST3N 2 3MO SCR3AMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Reports say phillip jablonski is dead.DO NOT revive him." (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "New target.mike spencer iz a pk'er kill and DONT REVIVE" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Pk'rs hateuall and prudence2 in sawday museum" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "thats west grayside" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "hhmmm prudence2 is a zerg of hateuall" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "just a new alt" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Today on I HUMP MEN news..." (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "this is your host, i hump men120 reporting that there will" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "be i hump men zergs in excess of 121-200+! wow. and now for" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "a man humping i hump men fact! the most amount of times i've" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "said penis on the radio in about 10 minutes is....2160!" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "thats right, 2160 penises. while i let that sink in....." (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "back to our regular broadcast!" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago) ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "this is i hump men121! here to bring you a man humping fact!" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "despite that i started at i hump men1, and worked my way up" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "there have only been about 75 i hump men accounts." (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "back to our regular broadcast......" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENISS" (2 days ago) ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS" (2 days ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again.
* 28.01 MHz: "Blah Blah Blah Blah! ~ By Me Lulz" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Whoever keepz sayin penis will die lyk a pk'er.i WILL find u" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "My 8 year old plays this game. Quit with the rude stuff." (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Who you talking 2?" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Pk'er update:mike spencer haz been killed.do not revive him." (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "lol good work" (2 days ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Stay tuned and i will bring u da latest pk'ers that need to" (2 days ago)

* 28.01 MHz: "And to those who have fuel, The Self Hotel requires it" (11 hours and 31 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "We will barely last the night" (11 hours and 31 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "*static*...OOK OUT!...*static*...GAAGH!...*static*..." (11 hours and 6 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: *crash* *static* *silence* (10 hours and 14 minutes ago)
* You heard a distant groaning 3 blocks to the west and 5 blocks to the north. (7 hours and 48 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CNANOT LIE" (7 hours and 6 minutes ago)
* A flare was fired 12 blocks to the west and 8 blocks to the north. (6 hours and 48 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WHEN R U FU'CKING nOOBiES GONNA GET TEH FU'CK OFF *OUR* FREQ" (5 hours and 5 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "=======THIS=FREQ=BELONGS=TO=rEaL_gAmErZ_FTW=STAY=OFF========" (5 hours and 5 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "KEEP THIS CHANNEL FREE 4 ELiTEZ+pRo_gAmErZ= FU'CK OFF nOOBZ#" (5 hours and 4 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WE DONT LISTEN 2 UR LAME nOOBiE INSULTS=UR ALL FAGGOT MORONS" (5 hours and 4 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WE DONT TAKE ORDERS FROM nOOBiEZ=SO SHUT UR FU'CKING MOUTH==" (5 hours and 4 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WHEN I WORKD AT ABU GHRAIB I USED 2 KILL FOOLS=DROWN UR ASS=" (5 hours and 3 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "HAV *ANY* MEMBER OF UR nOOBiE CLAN EVR FOUGHT IN WAR *IRL* ?" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "HAV U EVR SEEN U BUDDIES BLOWN APART BY ROADSIDE EXPLOSIVES" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "ARMS MANGELED=LEGS SHATTERED AND RUINED GUSHING BLOOD+SHI'T" (5 hours and 2 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "GUTS POURING IN TEH SEWER=C0'CK SPLATTERD OVR MY FACE=LORTE=" (5 hours and 1 minute ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "THAT IS tRuE_pLaYeR+hARdCoRe=FTW=WE=R=TEH=ELiTE=WE=FLIP=U=-=" (exactly 5 hours ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "HAV U EVR HAD 2 KiLL ON ORDERS?HAV U EVR SMASHED A KIDS FACE" (4 hours and 59 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "HAV U EVR STAMPD A BABY 2 DEATH COZ HE WILL GROW UP 2BE EVIL" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "OR EMPTY UR M4-CAR INTO A FAMILY COZ THEY *ALL* TERRORISTS??" (4 hours and 58 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "1TIME FIRED A R.P.G INTO A PACKD CLASSROOM COZ OF TERRORISTS" (4 hours and 56 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BLOWD THOSE IRAQI KIDS APART=ARMS+LEGS LYING IN A PILE=FTWW=" (4 hours and 54 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BUT ALL TEH EVIL DOERS DIED 2=SO I WAS MORALY CORRECT+GOOD=" (4 hours and 53 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I KILLD PPL COZ THE U.S GOV TOLD ME 2=THAT MAKES ME A *HERO*" (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WAT TEH FU'CK U EVR DONE nEwBiE? U NVR EVN SEEN ST:TNG! LMAO" (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BET U DONT EVN KNOW TEH CALIBRE OF AN M16A2!! IT IS 7.62mm!!" (4 hours and 52 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BET U NVR FOUGHT IN COMBAT+KILLD ON ORDERS=U JST LITTLE BOYS" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BET U NVR EVN SEEN EVRY ST:TNG!!LOOL! I HATE nOOBiES LIKE U" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BET U CAMP WHEN U PLAY COUNTERSTRIKE+CANT GET HEAD SHOTS!!!!" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BET U NVR EVN SEEN DS9+BAB5+BSG+STTNG+SG1+VOYAGER+ATLANTIS!!" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BUSH MST MOBLIZE TEH MILITARY *NOW*2 SAV TEH U.S FROM TERROR" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "THAT COWARD OBAMA WANTS 2 SURRENDER 2 TERROR=HE IS SATAN====" (4 hours and 51 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "HE IS ARAB SCUM+TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER=HE WIL GET US ALL DEAD" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "HE HAS BEEN *PALLING AROUND* WIT TERRORISTS+TRAIND WIT TEHM" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "=REPORTED *FOX NEWS*= SO IT MUST BE FACT OK BUDDY BOY?=LORTE" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I SAY LOAD UP TEH M16 AN SEND EM 2 HELL WHERE TEHY BELONG!!=" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "IF TEH GOVERMENT GAVE ME TEH ORDER I'D KILL U IN A HEARTBEAT" (4 hours and 50 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I AM A HERO+ I HAV VALOR+HONOR+ I KNOW TEH TRUTH ABOUT GOD==" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I AM A PATRIOT+ I HAV HONOR+VALOR+ELiTE GAMING SKiLLZ=FTWWW=" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I DONT TAKE DRUGS+BANG HOOKERS ANYMORE=COZ GOD TOLD ME NOT 2" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "1TIME I WAS HIGH ON COKE IN MY FIREBIRD WIT A BITCH SUCKING" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "MY C0'CK=DOING 110MPH EASY=WHEN GOD SPOKE 2 ME=HE SAID" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BRANDON U SHLD FORM A ELiTE GAMING CLAN WIT UR EX-MILLITARY" (4 hours and 49 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "TRAIN 4 WAR ON COUNTERSTRIKE=BE ELITE=BE A MAN=NOT A nOOB===" (4 hours and 48 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "SMASH UR SKULL OPEN WIT MY COMBAT BOOT=CRUSH UR HEAD EMO BOY" (4 hours and 48 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BURST UR HEAD ON TEH HOOD OF MY CAR THEN POUND UR ASS=LORTE=" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "SHOVE MY WEAPON UP UR ASS+UNLOAD MY AMMO=TrUE_hARd_CoRE_FTW-" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "GOD TOLD ME 2 FORM A ELiTE GAMING CLAN WIT MY EX-MILLITARY" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "BUDDIES+SMASH TEH FUC'KING nOOBiE LOSERS AT STARCRAFT+CS:S==" (4 hours and 47 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "ONLY *tRuE* CHRISTiAINS EVaNGELiSTS WILL GET 2 HEAVEN==FACT=" (4 hours and 46 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Wait. Who asked you to for your clan." (4 hours and 19 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Wine, anyone?" (4 hours and 10 minutes ago)
* You heard a loud and distant groaning 6 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the north. (2 hours and 23 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Hooray the true gamer troll is back." (2 hours and 6 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Where have you been for the past few months?" (2 hours and 5 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Dude seriously get a life.last time i checked this was only" (1 hour and 31 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "A GAME!and ive read the bible and it doesnt say god wants" (1 hour and 29 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago) ...and again. (1 hour and 28 minutes ago)
* You heard a loud and distant groaning 6 blocks to the west and 2 blocks to the north. (1 hour and 27 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "People to kill other people.religous law over government law" (1 hour and 26 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Get your prioritys straight dumbass." (1 hour and 25 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Anyone out there with some pistol ammo?" (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "STFU ===STAY OFF 28.01 FUC'KO=THIS IS *OUR* CHANNEL DUMBASS=" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "STFU IDIOT=GO WASTE UR TIME TALKING 2 UR nOOB BUDDIES=LMAO==" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WE DONT LISTEN 2 UR LAME nOOBiE INSULTS=UR ALL FAGGOT MORONS" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WHO WORK IN BURGER KING#ROFL#WHY DONT U JOIN UP+BE A MAN IRL" (1 hour and 16 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "I AM A VALIANT HERO 4 USA COZ I KILLD 100+PPL=tRuE_wARRiOR==" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "WAT TEH FU'CK U EVR DONE nEwBiE? U NVR EVN SEEN ST:TNG! LMAO" (1 hour and 15 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "GOD WANTS ME 2 KiLL EVIL PPL 2 SAVE TEH U.S.A FROM TERROR=OK" (1 hour and 14 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Roflmao u have no new insults.u keep saying the samethings" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "Over and over" (1 hour and 11 minutes ago)
* A flare was fired 5 blocks to the west and 3 blocks to the north. (exactly 1 hour ago)
* 28.01 MHz: "OMFG all of u shut up" (43 minutes ago)

what.the.fuck!?!?!?!?!

Welcome to UD's infamous spam radio channel.

And people wonder why I'm a murderer in that game.

me and my squad "the 41st" have a pravete radio chanel. and also if you thinks thats bad have more than one raido on you all tuned to diffrent things.

Stuff I found.

Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles looks a little bit under the weather.*" (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)
Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles deserately hopes somebody can Snoodle him back to health.*" (9 hours and 26 minutes ago)
Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles wants to thank Sirs for the good touches.*" (7 hours and 2 minutes ago)
Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles gently cups Sirs muff and whispers naughty things into his ear. Sirs seems to like what he hears as he starts breathing heavily*" (7 hours and 1 minute ago)
Snoodles the Panda said "*Snoodles gives Sirs a playful peck on the cheek before scampering away.*" (exactly 7 hours ago)
Tyras the Tyrant said "Looks like you have an admirer, Sirs. I hope you and it will be happy together." (5 hours and 17 minutes ago)

Sirs said "Yeah, er, I give first-aid to however needs it... including the odd balls...." (23 minutes ago)

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Masturbating Zombie said "Dr. Frostbourn thanks for the heals. Let me shake your hand." (8 hours and 23 minutes ago)
Masturbating Zombie said "Sorry about that, let me clean that off for you." (8 hours and 22 minutes ago)

...I lol'd at the last one..