A sign of things to come.

anonymous01 wrote:

lock would still be alive. hawk = dead

You underestimate my magical hawk.

They had jackets back then?

Ah, Dathdr shall be drinking again...

@ Pengor = I call it a jacket. It's basically an armoured vest. *Points at avatar*

@ Austin = Sandy can be your drinking buddy~

Magic updated

Those names lack sense!

Would Ka-me-ha-me-ha be a level 5 lightning spell?

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Those names lack sense!

YOU lack sense! D=<

Trigger wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Those names lack sense!

YOU lack sense! D=<

YOU lack a penor! )=<

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Trigger wrote:

Penguin Hunter wrote:

Those names lack sense!

YOU lack sense! D=<

YOU lack a penor! )=<

Slut! D=<

Pest02 wrote:

Would Ka-me-ha-me-ha be a level 5 lightning spell?

.....

You are such a geek.

"Fuck, it's dark in here!"
"Just keep going..."
"Uh, guys?"
"Ow!"
"Get off of my foot!"
"I'm not on your foot!"
"I wasn't talking to you!"
"Damn right, you weren't!"
"Both of you, shut the fuck up!"
"No, fuck you!"
"All three of you, shut up."
"Who said that?"
"Who wants to know?!"
"Uh... GUYS?"
"I do! C'mere and say that to my face!"
"I would if I could find your sorry ass!"
"Ow!"
"Watch out!"
"What the fuck are you guys doing?!"
"GUYS!!"
"What?!"
"I don't think we're very good monks."
"What was your first clue, dipshit?"
"Uh... When we killed this dude."
"He tried to cheat us."
"Oh... Okay, then."
"Just shut up and keep toting him... We're almost there.
"How do you know? We have no light."
"Pffft, I know this place by heart!"
"You've never even been here before!"
"Who said that?!"
"Who wants to know?!"
"Not this again..."
"Guys! I feel something going down my leg!"
"That's your testicles descending. About damn time."
"No! I think it's some sort of boogum!"
"It's not a damn boogum."
"What's a boogum?"
"Who said boogum?"
"I don't like this cave!"
"What's a boogum?!"
"Who gives a shit what a boogum is?!"
"Ow!"
"Hey!"
"Can't you go in a straight line?!"
"The room is at a curve, dammit!"
"Then can't you go in a straight curve?!"
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"YOU don't make any sense!"
"Who said that?!"
"Me! Wanna fight about it?!"
"Shut up, god dammit! Do you WANT to get caught with a dead body?!"
"But he insulted me!"
"I don't care if he insulted your mother's dick! Focus!"
"Jesus, it's like I'm hiding dead bodies with a bunch of little kids..."
"YOU'RE the one that forgot the fucking torch!"
"You just wait til we find some sunlight..."
"And you'll do what?"
"Guys!!"
"I'll kick your ass until it falls off, that's what I'll do!"
"GUYS!!"
"WHAT?!!"
"Listen!"
...
...
...
"Whuh... Where am I...?"
"Who said that?"
"Shit!"
"What?"
"Who... Who are you guys?!"
"He's not dead!"
"Who's not dead?!"
"The dead guy!!"
"Shit!"
"Kill him!"
"I-I'm just a dairy farmer!"

-

Several hours later, the monks returned to the monastery in defeat. Their mission had been a complete and utter failure. Alas, the good people there would not be enjoying any milk that week.

Meanwhile......

Meanwhile?!

TU MADRE!!!!

*Cries*

I shall write one more story. That should do it.

Trigger wrote:

*Cries*

I shall write one more story. That should do it.

You will shall write one more story?

I shall will am~

waiting.

Bah!

Come to think of it, I have nothing better to do on the computer for another thirteen days.

*Scraps story, and tries to improve on it*

Psh. Of course you gave up.
















Quiter.

*Cries*