Dammit!

Conversation I had today with the school guidance counselor, Mrs. Scribner.


Trigger = You rang?

Mrs. Scribner = Ah, Mr. Clardy. It seems that you do NOT have a second period class this semester.

Trigger = Nope.

Mrs. Scribner = I'm just gonna put you in Zoology, with a bunch of seventh graders.

Trigger = Why not a study hall?

Mrs. Scribner = Because I don't want you to have a study hall.

Trigger = But what's the point in taking Zoology?

Mrs. Scribner = It's another half credit.

Trigger = I already have all of my credits.

Mrs. Scribner = Well, you're getting another half of one.

Trigger = That doesn't sound very enticing.

Mrs. Scribner = It'll keep you awake.

Trigger = I made a 29 on my ACT. Will this really increase my college prospects?

Mrs. Scribner = Nope. Here's your new schedule. Get to class.


Five more months...

Good on ya, mate!

Hahaha

I'm going through the same stuff with my guidance counselors.


It's been 3 months and I just found out that they never mailed my grades to my college choices.

WTF man?!

Convo I had today with my GC

*Enter stage right*

"Hi, uh...whats your name"

"Zak Glatt"

"Oh right, Zack Blatz, now why are you here"

"Glatt, G-L-A-T-T, you called me down bout two minutes ago"

"Hum, you sure, I don't, wait now I remember I did, any way I want to talk to you about your Chem class, you failed last marking period and if you don't pass this one with a 76 you will fail and have to redo it next year, what do you have to say about that"

"Ah, what about the fact that the class you just called me from is the class your talking about and that shes teaching something new right now that I am not learning because you did not check to see if calling me down would also fit my schedule and not yours."

"..."

"..."

"Ah well..."

"Can I just go back to class before my teacher tells me to ask someone else for the notes and refuses to help me."

"Yeah, go ahead"

*exit stage left"

=O

Wow, I thought I was the only one with a hopelessly horrible GC.

Good luck to you peeps.

Ya, I dont go to the GC's. Last time I did was to get my TAKS scores, and the GC basicly asked me if I was retarded for failing the essay. That, and the bastards tried to put me in a extra english class. Bastards.

my GC was awesome. Basically let me pick any class i wanted. If i didn't feel like going to class or sneaking off for a cigarette i'd just go to him. we'd talk about the military and random bullshit for like 2 class periods, He was great

My GC is stoobid.

I have one semester of bullshit-easy courses, which I just finished, and one coming up filled with hard, homework-heavy courses.

At the beginning of the year, I tried to get it switched around so that it'd be an equal, medium-sized load in each semester. They said no every time I went to them.

Now, on my second last day of the semester, they came up to me, "Wow, looking over your next semester, you really have it difficult. You should have come to us in the beginning of the year, we could've switched that around for you!"

-.-

:irony:

hmm my school sent me to a phychatrist for some reason mabe cos i said everybody hates me meh most people dident like me haha i finished school with people wanting to kill me

school had nothing on me. I'd get off the bus in the morning, walk over to grocery store. Steal 2 energy drinks. sit outside grocery store smoke a cigarette drink 1. Go to class sleep. next periord smoke a cig by the generators, frien would let me in when passing period was 1 minute to being over. go through 2nd class with my other energy drink. 3rd passing period i'd let my friend in from generators so he could smoke. Gym. lunch then in the middle of luch i'd either have a cigarette in one of the stairwells or a bathroom. go to psychology, and bullshit with the teacher and classmates, next class. last class. Leave smoke a cigarette in the parking lot and get on the bus and go home.

School was a cakewalk for me, never got busted. I was know as "the monster kid" for the energy drinks and sort of like a ghost cause i could go wherever, whenever i wanted, Mainly cause i didnt give a damn and was just naturally smart at getting high grades.

Lucky. I never do homework. Thats me problem.