My boyfriend
He leaves the cap off the toothpaste;
He never makes the bed;
He drops his undies on the floor;
And spends far too much time in his shed.
He wants to watch the rugby
When my favourite movie's on.
He never helps in the kitchen.
I feel really put upon.
He always forgets important dates
And do you know what really hurts?
For my birthday he gave me an iron
So that I could iron his shirts.
He's really extremely selfish
He's a rat, he's a fink, he's a louse.
What did you say?
How dare you!
Don't you ever insult my boyfriend!
