BunnyHop Survivor
Gender : Number of posts : 40 Age : 30
| Subject: I have a stalker Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:04 am | |
| Im stalker
A pest Imed me today, He emailed me too, He asked if I were single, and asked, how do you do?
He asked all kinds of questions, wanted all the details, of my very private life, demanded that I tell,
Age, sex and location, he insisted that I share, along with exact sizes, of my bras and underwear,
I politely said no, refused all his requests, I told him very sternly, Stop this, don't be a pest,
His Im kept on popping up, he asked if I were wed, by then I was quite annoyed, by all the things he'd said,
I asked him which part of NO, he didn't understand, I told him I was 85, and wore 6 wedding bands,
but all my husbands now were gone, and I had all their money, you want to know about, their accidents now, honey?
I told him I fart when I walk, the hair's gone from my head, I keep my teeth in a jar, at night I wet the bed,
Sometimes I wander blindly till somebody brings me home, you wanna get together, so I won't be all alone?
Suddenly the Im's stopped so I wrote him an IM, a little sign then popped up that said he was offline,
I giggled and I guffawed, I chuckled and I laughed, I doubt it seriously, if my stalker will come back | |
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Demon Eyes Kyo Veteran
Gender : Number of posts : 449 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: I have a stalker Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:56 am | |
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BunnyHop Survivor
Gender : Number of posts : 40 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: I have a stalker Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:36 pm | |
| thank you and i got more to come | |
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Pest02 Soldier
Gender : Number of posts : 426 Age : 32
Character Sheet Name: Frost Weapons: Samurai Edge(9mm) Items: USB necklace(Umbrella Uplink), 9mm ammo
| Subject: Re: I have a stalker Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:09 pm | |
| Hey! I didn't IM you! | |
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BunnyHop Survivor
Gender : Number of posts : 40 Age : 30
| Subject: Re: I have a stalker Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:50 am | |
| He is trying to date me i guess
I have to get rid of him one way or another. | |
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