Kirk or Picard?

Yes. The question that has brought swift death to many a Star Trek fan while in argument. Who is the superior captain? Kirk of Picard?

For my answer. I choose Picard. Why? Well he is obviously a better captain. Being old he has more experience, does not feel the need to get his ****ing shirt ripped all the time, and overall makes better decisions. Kirk on the other hand is too young, he feels the need to promote his masculinity at all times and William Shatner kind of pisses me off.

I'll just go ahead and say what I said on the chat box.



Picard is a good actor.

Kirk is such a bad actor that the universe imploded on itself, making him a good actor.



Since Picard doesn't have to rip the fabic of space and time to get good reviews, I gave my vote to him.

Him. Definitely him.

Ah, Kirk is over a 100 years older than Picard, and Picard would not have his job without kirk.

Ah, but Kirk would not have his job were he not a cheater.

lol

Picard and his trash barge are a bunch of pansies.

On kirks ship the women wore short shorts, and you could smack em around when a job needed to get done.

Picards ever only once or twice got a hot alien chick.

Nearly every episode Kirk was making it with some chick, and when he was feeling generous, he would let members of his crew get some off the action.

And another thing, do you ever see this on Picards ship.



Only with Kirks crew does your Chief Medical officer who is sworn to do no harm go down the hall armed with a sword, followed by you first officer.

Luke Skywalker is beating Kirk! That Makes Star Wars better!

Luke Skywalker is TIED with Picard...



And great lulz were had.

Nope! Your ugly!

And you touch yourself at night.

This honestly surprises me...I'm disappointed in everyone here.

First of all, Luke Skywalker isn't even a cool guy. Whoever voted for him that isn't Austin should feel bad >=(.

Secondly Kirk sucks and he paid all those alien women with William Shatner fun bucks.

L wrote:

And you touch yourself at night.

Who told you that?!?!


... I mean... You hurt my feelings!

Edited this one myself. I felt it was appropriate.

i vote Teal'c from stargate sg1 cos star trek is gay and un relistic







star trek ships wont work very well to fancy to meny weak points



this is the Daedalus from stargate sg1 its and earth ship it is more pratical since it dont have it enginges hanging off it about 100 or so feet there simply in its rear end

Dude

stargate, ftfw

stargate is awsome atlest every one dont have to walk round looking like idiots

StarCRAFT is better

Starcraft is an overrated piece of shit game. Good for its time, crap when compared to other games of this current era. Hell, even Halo Wars is better.

Any game is crap when compared to current games.
That being said: Warhammer > Starcraft imo

Nurr, Super Mario RPG is still one of the greatest games, as is LoZ: Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time.

And Starcraft is fail. XD

I dont like you anymore Jarki, at all >: (

Get in line.

*Still plays at least one of the first six Megaman games on a daily basis.*